Okay, my boy. Danny! What's up, bud?
I'm good, bro. How are you, man?
I'm good. Yo, is that my boy, Jack?
很好啊。呦，那不是我的兄弟 Jack 嗎？
Hey, buddy. What's going on?
Sup, buddy? Like, how long has it been? It's been a long time, bro. Like, it's been so long. Yo, how's your mom doing? Yo, I haven't seen your mom in so long, too.
Yo, Ranvir, are you good?
Yeah, bro, I'm good.
I mean, you're, like, holding your nose.
Oh, this? You know, I had...I had a nosebleed, but I'll be okay in a little bit. Don't worry. It happens all the time.
Yo, Jack, what's with the mask, man?
Bro, I always wear a mask.
All right, weirdo.
You guys ready to play some ball?
Yo, bro, before we head out for ball, why don't we have some gum first? Bro, you know, hit some threes with fresh breath.
Okay, one for Jack. And Danny, I'll give you one, two, three, four, five, six... Yeah, just take them all, bro. Take them all.
好，一顆給 Jack。還有 Danny，我給你一、二、三、四、五、六...對，全部拿去好了，兄弟。全部給你。
No. I'm good, man.
Awe, damn it.
You know what, bro? I'll be back in a second. All right?
Where are you going? Whatever.
Wow, dude! What are you doing, man?
Bro. What? Man, I can't brush my boy's teeth?
You just don't do that to your boys!
I brush Jack's teeth every week, man.
我每個禮拜都幫 Jack 刷牙啊，老兄。
You know what, guys? Let's just calm down a little bit. And let's get some drinks, fam.
Yeah. I'm down. Let's go.
I'll get them.
Okay, okay. You guys ready to get licked, fam? All right. This one's for Jack. This one's Danny's. And this one's mine. Bottoms up.
好，好。準備好要嗨了嗎，兄弟？好。這杯是 Jack 的。這杯是 Danny 的。這杯是我的。乾杯。
What's that smell? It smells kind of weird, no?
No, fam, it's Hennessy. Man, drink it. Trust me.
沒有啊，老兄，這是 Hennessy 白蘭地欸。喝啦，兄弟。相信我。
Is that freaking mouthwash?
Wait, what? Why would I give you mouthwash? Bro, that's crazy.
The mouthwash bottle is right there!
Bro, that's not a mouthwash. It says Hennessy right on it, bro. New packaging. Limited edition.
兄弟，那不是漱口水啦。上面就寫 Hennessy 白蘭地呀。全新包裝。限定款。
Okay. Honestly, guys. What's going on? First, the gum. Then the toothbrush. Now the drink? Is there something you want to tell me?
Fam. I don't know how to tell you this, but truth is, your breath stinks, man.
What? My breath does not smell, guys. Okay?
I've been trying all day to tell you. You can't take the hints.
You know what, guys? Screw you, Jack. And screw you, Ranvir. All right? My breath does not smell. Watch this.
Bro, what's going on?
Bro, I think he's choking, man.
Bro, you gotta give him CPR.
I can't breathe.
Guys, I can't breathe!
But fam, he's your boy.
Bro, I met him through you.
Someone give me mouth-to-mouth!
Bro, you know him so well. Just save his life real quick.
Man, I don't even follow him back on Instagram.
兄弟，我連 IG 都沒有回追蹤他欸。
God, I hate you guys so much!
All right, bro. Rock-paper-scissors, all right?
All right. Let's go.
Bro, I'm still not f**king doing it.
You're gonna do it!
What's happening? What is happening?
Bro, is he dead?
Bro, I think he's dead.
Bro, we tried our best, all right? In case the cops come.
Bro, we tried so hard.
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