Anna? It's Rhys! No, the other one. Hey, listen...I've written a safety video for Air New Zealand, and I want you to be in it. It's like a Hollywood cop movie.
Air New Zealand presents
Safety Aboard This Aircraft
There he is, the pot dealer!
Kia ora! Before we leave, we'd like to remind you to obey all crew member instructions, placards, and illuminated signs.
We've got to go now!
Loose items must be stowed in the overhead locker or underneath the seat in front.
Those are police donuts!
If the seat belt sign were to illuminate, return to your seat straight away.
Belts fit low across your hips.
Keep it on throughout the flight, but should you need to get up, just lift the lever.
He's getting away... No, no, no, no, no, no. Stop.
A cop movie?! Rhys, if I'm gonna do a safety video, I wanna at least do something that's finally going to win me an award.
How about romance?
Anna! Anna! Anna! I came to tell you that...I love you.
I think I'm going to faint.
If you need some air, oxygen masks will fall down from above.
Pull down on the mask, place over your nose and mouth, and adjust the elastic for a secure fit. If the bag doesn't inflate, oxygen will still flow.
And remember, secure your own mask before assisting little ones.
If an emergency were to happen during takeoff or landing, fasten your seat belt and place your forehead against the seat in front. Put your feet back and firmly on the floor, and hold your lower legs.
If there's no seat in front or it's too far away, put one hand over the other on top of your head, elbows on either side of your legs, and feet back firmly on the floor.
In Business Premier, sit upright. Put your hands on your thighs and your feet firmly on the floor.
What? Too French?
I just don't think people are gonna believe an Australian actor playing a Frenchman.
Do you like scary movies, Rhys?
Oh, these woods are scary. But what a perfect place for a swim! Oh!
Life jackets are within easy reach of your seat.
In Economy class, it's located under your seat.
They're easy fastened sitting down—just rip back the tag, pull over your head, clip the straps together, and tighten. Pull the red tab to inflate your life jacket, but only after you've exited the aircraft. For more inflation, blow into the mouthpiece.
Crew have infant life jackets, should you need them.
Not scary? What about now?
Crew are now pointing out your exits. Count the rows to your nearest exit. It could be behind you.
In the event of an emergency, escape-path lighting will guide you. And if we have to evacuate, leave all baggage behind.
You can't escape me, Rhys!
Let's cut to something else.
This is better. Oh!
Howdy. Smoking is not allowed anywhere on this aircraft. And that includes using or charging electronic cigarettes.
Or? Or what?
You can't start a sentence with "or." You can end one with "or." We do that in New Zealand a lot. Like, "Do you want fish and chips, or?"
I've done a lot of gunfighting, so...
Ugh...I'll text you!
Lightweight handheld electronic devices may be used at any time. These must be secured in your hand or in a clothing or seat pocket. Stow larger devices such as laptops in the overhead locker or in a bag underneath the seat in front.
What did he say?
Ensure all devices are switched to flight mode as Wi-Fi is not available on this aircraft. Feel free to use Bluetooth, but only after selecting flight mode.
確保所有裝置調到飛航模式，因為機上不提供 Wi-Fi 無線上網。請隨意使用藍牙，但只能在選擇飛航模式後。
For more information, just look at the safety card in the seat pocket in front.
Or ask your flight attendant.
That's it from us.
From all your crew, thanks for flying Air New Zealand.
The tu...tumbleweed thing.
It was great working with you too, Anna. Your warrior outfit?
- 「萬一、如果發生」- In The Event Of
In the event of an emergency, escape-path lighting will guide you.