Grocery Shopping Tips for Single People!
單身魯蛇的雜貨採購快易通!
I'm Doug, and I'm recently single. Boy, buying groceries for one can be tough, huh? But follow these sensible tips, and you'll be a solo shopping pro in no time!
我是大葛，最近恢單。尬的，買一人份的食品雜貨可能會很煎熬，是吧？不過照著這些明智的步驟做，你馬上就能變單身購物王!
Use a shopping cart instead of a handbasket. Otherwise people will know you're just shopping for yourself.
推購物車，不要用提籃。不然的話大家就知道你只是在替自己買東西了。
Try limit yourself to 10 cans of Chunky soup. Any more guarantees weird looks from the cashier.
試著限制自己不要買超過十罐濃湯。超過十罐，保證收銀員會用奇怪的眼神看你。
Yams and zucchini are the cheapest produce, making them the smallest waste of money when they go bad.
番薯和櫛瓜是最便宜的農產品，使它們壞掉時最不會浪費錢。
They may call it a party sub, but nobody has to know it's your this-month's-dinner sub.
人們可能稱之為派對潛艇堡，但沒人得知道這是你本月份的晚餐好堡。
Instead of Cheetos, buy SunChips. Whoa, you're looking more mature already.
不要買奇多，買 SunChips 多穀類脆片。哇，你看起來已經多點大人味了。
Hey! Healthier!
嘿!比較養身捏!
And remember, hummus is a meal.
記住，鷹嘴豆泥也算一餐。
Frozen pizza makes a delicious dinner for two...meals, two meals for you.
冷凍披薩是美味的雙人晚餐...一人兩餐，你的兩餐。
Talk loudly into your phone from time to time as if double-checking your shopping list with someone.
時不時大聲對著你的電話說話，像是在跟誰確認購物清單一樣。
Oh, three gallons! Got it! What? It's, um, broken.
喔，三加侖啊!知道了!什麼鬼？呃，手機壞了。
The Goya aisle is usually empty, making it a great place to have your panic attack. And you'll always find a high-school kid willing to sell you those cartons of cigarettes you started smoking.
賣拉丁美洲食物的那條走道通常沒人，在那裡發作你的恐慌症最適合不過。而且你永遠可以找到願意賣你一盒盒你開始抽的香菸的高中屁孩。
Now you're shopping like a real pro!
現在你買起東西就像個真正的行家了!
Your partner may be gone, but your dignity doesn't have to be. And with these shopping tips, you'll be able to hold your head up high at the grocery.
你的另一半可能走了，但你的尊嚴不必跟著走。有了這些購物祕訣，你就能在雜貨店裡抬頭挺胸。
Price check on nine cans of Chunky soup for the guy who was crying in the Goya aisle earlier.
我要查不久前在 Goya(註一)走道偷哭的那傢伙買的九罐濃湯的價格。
Thank you so much for watching. And if you wanna see more videos, click the yam to subscribe.
非常感謝您的收看。如果想觀看更多影片，請點番薯來訂閱。
註：Goya 為美國一間食品公司，販售許多拉丁美洲食物。
- 「馬上、立刻」- In No Time
But follow these sensible tips, and you'll be a solo shopping pro in no time!
不過照著這些明智的步驟做，你馬上就能變單身購物王！ - 「開始腐壞」- Go Bad
Yams and zucchini are the cheapest produce, making them the smallest waste of money when they go bad.
番薯和櫛瓜是最便宜的農產品，使它們壞掉時最不會浪費錢。 - 「偶爾、有時」- From Time To Time
Talk loudly into your phone from time to time as if double-checking your shopping list with someone.
時不時大聲對著你的電話說話，像是在跟誰確認購物清單一樣。 - 「揚著頭」- Hold One's Head Up High
And with these shopping tips, you'll be able to hold your head up high at the grocery.
有了這些購物祕訣，你就能在雜貨店裡抬頭挺胸。
