Here you go, buddy!
WHEN TWO LACROSSE COACHES SPOTTED ONE OF THEIR PLAYERS...
It's my birthday.
CHEATING THE SOUTHWEST AIRLINES BOARDING SYSTEM...
A SIMPLE FLIGHT TO A SUMMER TOURNAMENT BECAME...
A LESSON IN MANNERS...
I'll be the only thing you need. Stay on right there, right there, right there in front of everybody!
Oh, come on!
Go ahead! I'm not doing this! You're ok! It's not for me to do! I apologize!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
My fellow travelers... Today, I come to you with great remorse.
During the boarding process, I took advantage of this airline's kindness.
While some of my teammates were called to the front of the line, I was not, and yet, I cut in line and took a seat that rightfully belonged to one of you good people.
This is not how my coaches, teammates or parents expect me to behave.
And for all of this, I apologize.
I hope, uh... I'm sorry...
I hope you will all find it in your hearts to forgive me, for I am just a young man that thinks I am smarter than I am.
Enjoy your flight, and remember: fly Southwest, because they let my coach do this for me.
Thank you Matt.
(laughter & applause)