I often mute people while they talk so I can either swear you or eat food.
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I've gotten so good at speaking with confidence that I don't know if any of this information is true.
The more upset you get, the funnier it is to me.
I love it when you ask for a manager because then I don't have to talk to you anymore.
I can't find that information for you, because I'm too busy looking for other jobs on my computer.
I take bathroom breaks often so I can get a moment of peace.
I love it when you insult me over something that's your fault because when you realize it's your fault, that moment of satisfaction is the best thing ever.
My college degree is gathering dust because this is the only job I can get right now.
Sometimes calls come in so quickly that I have to put you on hold so I can finish telling my friend a story I started.
Okay, so, anyway, Jessica and Raymond were out, and I don't know what they were doing. I know, right?
好，反正就是 Jessica 跟 Raymond 現在跑出去了，我根本不知道他們在幹嘛。我知道，很扯對不對？
I wish quality assurance wasn't listening so I could tell you how I really feel.
There's a reason I work in a call center. It's because you don't want to see the expression on my face when I'm on the phone with you.
This isn't my real voice. I'm making myself sound much more pleasant than I really am.
Outbound calls give me so much anxiety. I truly hope it goes to voicemail.
The nicer you are, the more I'll try to help you.
If you're a dick, I'm gonna try and get you off the phone as quickly as possible so I can stalk you on Facebook and make fun of you with my coworkers.
If you're the worst person in the world, I will take your email address and sign you up for weird email lists, like for foot fetishes...or furies...or for erectile dysfunction.