Hi, my name is Saoirse Ronan, and today I'm going to teach you America how to make the perfect cup of tea.
嗨，我叫 Saoirse Ronan，我今天要來教教各位美國人，怎麼泡出完美的茶。
You fill up your kettle to the, kind of, desired amount. So, this is filled up to five cups so we can all have a cup of tea. Guessing that's this thing. Press your little "on" button. This is a very fancy kettle.
You don't use your kettle to actually serve the tea—that's wrong. You have a teapot. Put your tea bag in there. You'd have two usually. You're gonna leave that in there. Got a bit of milk—this has hair in it. So, I don't know. That's optional.
Just make it extra Irish... I have my own Potato. That'll be involved in today's tutorial. Shall I just talk about Ireland for the next couple minutes? Ireland's the best. Ireland is a small island between the UK and America. The center of the universe, basically. It's very green in Ireland. The population is about five million. James Joyce's from there, Oscar Wilde. Shortbreads are not Irish; they are Scottish.
我想讓這一切更愛爾蘭一點...我帶了自己的蛋頭玩具（註一）。它會參與今天的教學。接下來幾分鐘我可以談談愛爾蘭嗎？愛爾蘭是最棒的國家。愛爾蘭是位於英國和美國之間的小島。基本上就是宇宙的中心啦。愛爾蘭有很多綠地。人口大約五百萬。James Joyce 和 Oscar Wilde 都是愛爾蘭人。奶油酥餅不是愛爾蘭的；是蘇格蘭的。
Anyway, your kettle's boiled. You fill up your teapot. Have your tea bag in there. Let it brew for about...three minutes. Make sure it's nice and strong. Pour your tea. Put your milk in. It looks awful from here, but the idea is there. Have your cup of tea. Have your shortbread biscuit. There you go. Life is instantly better for you.
Oh my God. The pressure!