The Most Epic Safety Video Ever Made
Welcome to Middle Earth, my friend. I'm here to guide you on your journey, so cease your rabble-rousing, and listen very carefully, and obey all crewmember instructions and all illuminated signs. If the seatbelt sign were to illuminate, return to your seat right away. Make sure all valuables at your feet are pushed under the seat in front of you.
And fasten your seat belt low across your hips. Although we recommend you keep your seatbelt fastened through the flight, if you do need to get up, release by lifting the lever or pressing down on the button.
Oxygen is precious to you beyond measure. So if an oxygen mask should drop down from above, pull down on the mask, place over your nose and mouth, and adjust the elastic on both sides for a secure fit. There's no need to sound the alarm if the bag doesn't inflate. There's plenty of oxygen flowing through freely.
If you have halflings or young ones, secure your own mask before helping with theirs.
If there's a mishap during takeoff or landing, brace yourself on the seat in front of you. I myself prefer the more compact method. Put hands on your head, your elbows on either side of your legs, and your feet flat on the floor.
When seated in Business Premier, sit upright, rest your hands on your thighs, and keep your feet firmly on the floor.
Life jackets are easily put on while seated. Just rip open the pouch, slip it over your head, clip the waistbands together, and tighten.
In economy class, it's located under your seat. If you're seated in a Skycouch, it's in your leg rest. In Premium Economy, it's here under your seat. And if you're seated in Business Premier, it's located here beside you.
在經濟艙，救生衣放置在您的座位下方。若您坐在 Skycouch 空中沙發的話，救生衣收納在加長腳踏當中。在豪華經濟艙，救生衣放在座位下方的此處。若您坐在豪華商務艙，救生衣則是在您身旁的這個位置。
Inflate your life jacket by pulling on the red tab, but only when leaving the aircraft.
If you need to inflate the life jacket a bit more, blow into the mouthpiece.
Crew will provide cute, little life jackets for our littlest people, should you need one.
Smoking anything, including electronic cigarettes, anywhere on board is forbidden territory, as it's dangerous.
We have lighting in each aisle to guide the way out if it's dark. Your crew are now pointing out your exits.
Your nearest exit could be behind you. Count the rows to the exit so you know the fastest route out.
And cut! It's time to stow all electronic devices.
As you're on board a 777 aircraft, lightweight handheld electronic devices may be used at any time.
若是搭乘 777 客機，您可隨時使用輕巧的手持電子裝置。
For more information, please refer to your safety card or ask one of the flight attendants.
Thank you for embarking upon your journey with Air New Zealand. May your path always be guided by the light of the stars, and may the future bestow upon you all the happiness and adventure our Middle Earth has to offer.
That's a wrap, everyone. I hope you enjoyed it.
Your Middle-Earth adventure is closer than you think.
- 「非常」- Beyond Measure
Oxygen is precious to you beyond measure.
- 「開始」- Embark Upon
Thank you for embarking upon your journey with Air New Zealand.
- 「賜予」- Bestow Upon
May your path always be guided by the light of the stars, and may the future bestow upon you all the happiness and adventure our Middle Earth has to offer.