Once again, this year, we asked parents to tell their kids they ate all their candy. This is our eighth year doing this, and once again, you really answered the call. We got over 1,000 videos; we went through all of them; we narrowed it down to the best of the best, and now it's time to find out just how easy it is to take candy from babies in our 2018 YouTube challenge: Hey Jimmy Kimmel—I Told My Kids I Ate Their Halloween Candy.
今年我們再度要爸媽們跟小孩說他們所有的糖果都被吃光了。這已經是我們第八年進行這個活動了，你們再一次真的都回應我的呼喚了。我們收到了超過一千部影片；我們全部看完了；我們篩選出精華，現在就讓我們看看從小寶貝們那裡搶走糖果是多麼簡單，隆重鉅獻 2018 年的 YouTube 挑戰：嘿 Jimmy Kimmel－－我跟我的小孩說我吃掉了他們全部的萬聖節糖果。
Me and Daddy ate all your Halloween candy.
It's dangerous...get sick!
I could get sick because we ate too much candy?
Uh-huh. Then you...then you can poop!
And yeah, and my daddy can poop.
Because we ate too much candy, we're gonna have to poop?
All over this floor.
You think so?
Mommy and Daddy got really hungry last night, and we ate all your candy.
It's all gone.
But it's...but it was in there!
We got really hungry, and so Mommy and Daddy ate it all.
I ate all of your Halloween candy last night.
I'm so disappointed at you.
No! We're so sad! No!
I ate all your sweets when you were in the bath.
I ate all your candy.
Are you mad? You are not mad I ate all your candy?
I'm not mad at all.
I will never be mad at you because you're my mom.
You're too sweet. It's gross.
I hate you, Mommy!
Did you say you hate your mommy?
Yes! You ate all my candy! No one's coming in!
Unless they have all my candy!
I ate all your Halloween candy.
I'm very disappointed in you, Mommy.
I'm sorry. I love you.
I love you, too, but I'm very disappointed.
We can still have M&M's.
我們還是可以吃 M&M's 巧克力呀。
I ate all the M&M's.
我把 M&M's 巧克力全部吃光了。
I wanted to eat the other Starburst.
我想吃另一個 Starburst 水果軟糖。
You wanted to eat the other Starburst? I know. I'm sorry.
你想吃另一個 Starburst 水果軟糖？我知道。我很抱歉。
You like Jimmy Kimmel?
妳喜歡 Jimmy Kimmel 嗎？
Oh, you don't?
Jimmy Kimmel told me to ate all your candy.
Jimmy Kimmel 叫我把你們的糖果都吃掉。
He's an idiot. He's a freaking idiot!
Guess what, we have some broccoli in the fridge. Do you want broccoli?
I don't want that!
You want carrots?
Did you know I ate all your candy?
Yeah, I did.
I forgive you, Mommy.
I love you.
Aw, thank you!
You still love me if I eat it all?
Aw, I love you, too.
I'm telling you candy is not that special.
Do you still love me?
Well, not anymore, because you ate all my candy.
Go to your room! Go to your room!
Because you ate my candy! Now go to your room!
Mommy's sorry she ate all your candy.
That's okay? You're so sweet.
I can share with you.
We ate all of your Halloween candy.
Oh, no. This is fake. I know this.
Okay, but where's all your candy, then? You don't believe that I ate it.
Yeah, because you have shown us the videos! I know.
Wait. Jimmy Kimmel! Do you know how many years do you think you're gonna get away with this?
Well, I don't know. Sorry, kids. I guess we'll find out. And thanks to all the parents who participated.
- 「做（錯事）而未被懲罰，做（壞事）而未被發覺」- Get Away With
Do you know how many years do you think you're gonna get away with this?