I showed you a video of a young woman named Caitlin Heller, who is now very famous for a video, in which her haphazard twerking led to setting herself a flame. We were able to get in touch with her and she joins us live now via Skype from Kansas City. Please say hello to Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. How are you? Caitlin, I'll get straight to the question everyone wants answered. How are your yoga pants?
我給你們看了一位名叫Caitlin Heller的年輕女子影片，她現在因為一部影片非常紅，影片裡她那隨興的扭臀舞導致她自己著火。我們能夠聯絡到她，她現在從堪薩斯市透過Skype加入我們現場直播。請和Caitlin說聲哈囉。嗨，Caitlin。妳好嗎？Caitlin，我要單刀直入地問每個人都很想得到解答的問題。妳的瑜伽褲還好嗎？
Um, my pants were...they are a little burned.
嗯，我的褲子...它們有點燒焦。
Why would you upload something which, I don't know, is kind of embarrassing?
為什麼妳要上傳這種，我不知道，有點丟臉的東西？
I did not want to at first, but my friend kinda talk me into it, and here I am.
我一開始不想，但我的朋友有點說服我，然後我就在這啦。
When you put it online, did you have any idea how popular it was gonna become?
當你放上網路時，妳知不知道它會變得多紅？
I had no clue. This is literally like my first YouTube submission.
我根本不知道。這簡直就像我第一部在YouTube上傳的影片。
Now, before we go any further, I think most people are wondering why the video stopped so suddenly. It seemed like there was more to see. Why did it stop there?
現在，在我們更深入聊之前，我想大多人都在納悶為什麼這支影片這麼突然地停下。好像有更多可以看的。為什麼它在這停下？
Well, it got...it got a little intense, but I do have the rest of the video if you want to see it.
嗯，它變得...它變得有點太刺激，但如果你想看的話，我確實有影片剩下的部份。
Yes, you have provided us with the rest of the video. I, but, you know, I think it will be better if we do this together actually. Excuse me for one second. Sure. And um, okay. Okay, alright.
是的，妳已經提供了影片剩下部分給我們。我，但，你知道，事實上如果我們一起做這事我想會比較好。請給我一秒鐘。好啊。嗯，好的。好的，沒問題。
How are you doing? Good. How are you?
妳好嗎？很好。你好嗎？
Ya, well. Should we show the full director's cut? I think it's time. I think it's time too. Let's roll that.
耶，嗯。我們該播放完整的導演版了嗎？我想是時候了。我也覺得是時候了。來看吧。
Thanks, Jimmy Kimmel. All part of the job, ma'am.
謝謝，Jimmy Kimmel。全都是工作的一部分，女士。
So there you go. To the conspiracy theories on the internet who thought the video was fake, you were right. It was fake. We made it up. I'm also the guy who bit Charlie's finger by the way.
這就是啦。給那些網路上覺得這支影片是假的陰謀論者，你是對的。這是假的。我們捏造的。對了，我也是那個咬查理手指的人。
Um, we shot the video two months ago, and we posted it on YouTube. We didn't send it to any TV stations. We didn't...I didn't tweet it. We didn't put it on any news websites. We just put it on the YouTube, and let the magic happen. And the magic happened. I got nine million views in a week, in less than a week.
嗯，我們兩個月前拍攝這影片，然後我們上傳到YouTube。我們沒有傳給任何電視台。我們沒有...我沒有放到推特上。我們沒有放到任何新聞網站上。我們只放在YouTube，然後讓魔法發生。然後魔法發生了。我在一週內達到九百萬個點閱次數，不到一週。
Well, your name isn't even Caitlin, is it? Tell everyone your real name. Hi, my name is Daphne Avalon, and I'm a stuntwoman. You are a stuntwoman, and then we swore Daphne to secrecy. You couldn't tell anyone, but did any of your family, your friends see the video and then wonder what you were doing in it?
這個嘛，妳的名字甚至不是Caitlin，對吧？告訴大家妳的真實名字。嗨，我的名字是Daphne Avalon，我是女特技演員。妳是個女特技演員，然後我們要Daphne發誓會保密。妳不能告訴任何人，但有沒有任何妳的家人、朋友看到這支影片，然後想知道妳在做什麼？
Everyone saw it. I got numerous, like Facebook tags.
每個人都看到了。我有好多，像是Facebook的標註。
Did any of them think it was real when they saw you in it, knowing you're a stuntwoman?
當他們看到妳在裡面時，有任何人覺得那是真的嗎？在知道妳是女特技演員的情況下。
My ex-boyfriend from high school sent me like this worried Facebook message, like, "Oh my gosh! I saw this video. It looks like you. Are you ok?"
我高中的前男友傳給我像這種憂心忡忡的臉書訊息，像是：「喔我的天!我看到這支影片。看起來像是妳。妳還好嗎？」
You think...you think he's still in love with you? No, no. I don't...maybe! I don't know.
妳覺得...妳覺得他還愛著妳嗎？不、不。我不...也許吧!我不知道。
You know, we've got a lot of interview request for you sent to our YouTube Channel, and we didn't respond to any of them. And even though the video is fake, that did not stop hundreds of news outlets from showing it. Some people even blame Miley Cyrus as if this is her fault, but this is just a sampling of some of the many many media outlets who fell for our little prank.
妳知道，我們收到好多妳的採訪邀約寄到我們YouTube的頻道，我們沒有回應任何一個。即使這支影片是假的，還是沒有阻止數百個新聞媒體播報它。有些人甚至怪罪麥莉，好像那是她的錯，但這就只是被我們小小惡作劇整到的許多媒體其中一些樣本。
For this segment, we thought we just had to trot out this video, because apparently it's everywhere.
在這一部分，我們認為我們就是需要播這支影片給大家看，因為顯然這到處都是。
The first time I saw the viral video, two million visits, and now it has eight million.
我第一次看到這支如病毒般散佈的影片時，兩百萬個點閱，現在已經有八百萬了。
The girl in this video, who is trying to make a sexy twerk video for her boyfriend...
在這支影片的女孩，試著要做一支很性感的扭臀舞影片給她的男友...
Check out this twerker. Girl on fire!
看看這個扭臀舞。女孩著火了!
Watch out a twerking girl literally sets herself on fire.
看看一個扭臀舞女孩真的讓她自己著了火。
She puts herself on fire. That girl was on fire.
她讓自己著火。那女孩著火了。
Dangerous side effect to the fan known as twerking.
對粉絲們的危險副作用就叫做扭臀舞。
Apparently twerking or just trying to do it is getting downright dangerous.
顯然地扭臀舞或只是試著要跳變得真的很危險。
So this is a major twerking fail.
這是一次重大的扭臀舞失誤。
Some are calling it the world's biggest twerking fail.
有些人稱之為世界上最大的扭臀舞失誤。
This could be the most disastrous attempt at twerking of all time.
這可以是有史以來扭臀舞最悲慘的嘗試。
This is an example of how not to twerk.
這是不要跳扭臀舞的例子。
This girl's foray into twerking, ended in near disaster.
這女孩第一次嘗試扭臀舞，最後幾乎釀成災難。
When you're twerking, you might catch on fire.
當妳跳扭臀舞，妳可能會著火。
Oh my gosh!
喔我的天!
I do believe the look on her face is real.
我真的相信在她臉上的表情是真的。
Did you have fun doing this? Yeah, I'm glad. You guys are awesome. Thank you for helping us deceive the world and hopefully put an end to twerking forever. Daphne Avalon, everybody!
妳玩的開心嗎？對，我很開心。你們很棒。謝謝妳幫我們欺騙這個世界，希望能讓扭臀舞永遠停止。各位，Daphne Avalon!
- 「和...聯絡、和...接觸」- Get In Touch With
We were able to get in touch with her and she joins us live now via Skype from Kansas City.
我們能夠聯絡到她，她現在從堪薩斯市透過Skype加入我們現場直播。 - 「說服去做某事」- Talk Into
I did not want to at first, but my friend kinda talk me into it, and here I am.
我一開始不想，但我的朋友有點說服我，然後我就在這啦。 - 「對了、順道一提」- By The Way
I'm also the guy who bit Charlie's finger by the way.
對了，我也是那個咬查理手指的人。 - 「發誓保密」- Swear To Secrecy
You are a stuntwoman, and then we swore Daphne to secrecy.
妳是個女特技演員，然後我們要Daphne發誓會保密。 - 「給人看、提出供考慮」- Trot Out
For this segment, we thought we just had to trot out this video, because apparently it's everywhere.
在這一部分，我們認為我們就是需要播這支影片給大家看，因為顯然這到處都是。
