This sleeping bag is so comfortable. I'm really glad that I got one.
You look like an astronaut. What is that thing?
It's a Selk'bag. Duh. I feel really awesome right now.
I should probably make a list of all the things that I can do and you can't, like...eating chips!
You know chips attract bears, right?
We're camping. There are no bears in this tourist forest. Oh! A bear! Damn, a bear! There's a...bear!!!
2. Running from bears
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