Welcome to Liza Koshy Too.
歡迎來到 Liza Koshy Too 頻道。
Hi, guys. What's up? It's his girlfriend, Liza and my boyfriend, David.
Welcome back to my second channel.
Oh yeah, welcome back to my second channel.
Today I look like a little boy because this little boy is gonna be doing my makeup.
We're just gonna get started. I'd like to lay down the foundation first before we begin. I'm using the easy MAC tool by Beyonce. And then I'm using the MAC—
我們正要開始。我想要在我們開始之前先上粉底。我要用簡單的 MAC 工具，跟碧昂絲聯名的。然後我要用 MAC－－
And this is the first thing you do?
Normally people do this later, but I'm gonna do it now.
I know this is a makeup job, but I think I should give her a little bit of a shave.
That's so rude.
So, I'm just gonna get "Michael Jackson" over here a little bit of a hairstyle.
And what I'd like to do right away is I'd like to go for the eyes. I think right now I'm gonna use Becca for the eyes.
那我現在要做的事情是要來畫眼睛。我現在想要用 Becca 來畫眼睛。
I just bought this.
I could tell that she uses this one a lot and this one, so I'm gonna mix them. All right. That was a very stupid decision. I think it's a little bit too much. I'm gonna put a little bit more. Now, I just found out this is the actual foundation. Now I'm gonna make your chin look "pronominent." "Pronominent." I'm gonna apply a little bit here and a little bit here, two on top, and then I think they do some here and here. Yeah, this... I've seen girls do this. Okay, we're getting somewhere. I have it all over her face.
That's what he said.
Some is to cover that mustache.
Do you think I need a lot of makeup?
No. You need a crap-ton.
This is mascara. I need you to open up, wide.
Oh, God. That's what he said.
Yeah, there we go. They're looking very plump.
That's what he said.
This is a crayon. I don't know how it got in her makeup kit. I'm assuming it's for her lips because it's the only thing that's that color.
I thought you were gonna put that in my eye.
So I'm gonna put it in her eyes.
It would help if Liza's lips weren't super chapped.
如果 Liza 的嘴唇沒有這麼乾，這個產品是會有幫助的。
Do you want to kiss me now?
Of course not. Okay, her lips look pretty stupid. Hold on; come here. It's harder to do it when I'm doing it on someone else; usually when I apply this on my face, it goes on straight away. Oh, that was perfect. Not bad! Look at that. That's pretty solid. Okay, here we go. Now I'm gonna use Rochelle facial spray. It's mineral water. Okay, now that I'm refreshed, I'm gonna keep going with the makeup job. We have the luxury powder. Very nice because it's—
當然不想。好，她的嘴唇現在看起來滿蠢的。等一下；過來。我在幫別人畫的時候會比較困難；通常當我把這個塗在我臉上的時候，馬上就能塗上去。噢，太完美了。還不賴嘛!看吧。很棒啊。好，我們開始囉。我要用 Rochelle 臉部噴霧。它是礦泉水。好的，既然現在我精神都來了，我要繼續化妝。我們有這罐奢華粉末。非常讚喔，因為它是－－
Oh, be careful.
I'm gonna powder up the rest of her face, here. And I messed up again, but that's okay because this is a tutorial, so I'm gonna show you how to dig yourself out of a hole. I'm just gonna—
That's what he said.
I'm gonna finish the job.
No! I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna close this. Liza, I think, ended up spilling all that on the floor.
我要把這個蓋上。結果 Liza 把那些全都灑到地板上了。
I didn't do that; you did that.
Okay, I wouldn't yell at me when your face looks, like, so stupid.
I'm trying so hard to remain calm because the camera is on.
Hey, guys. We're back after some couples therapy.
Now I'm gonna...I'm gonna do her eyebrows. Oh my God! This is what you mean by eyebrows, eh?
I literally have to paint my eyebrows on every morning.
Okay, there we go, and I just did her eyebrows. Okay, she looks really ugly.
Normally people would stop and be like, "Okay, I messed up. I'm gonna wash it off and try again," but I'm just gonna add lipstick and make it all go away.
I love you.
Well, now it's on your teeth because you're an idiot.
Babe, is this a Miranda Sings tutorial?
寶貝，這是 Miranda Sings 頻道裡的教學影片嗎？
Liza, close your mouth.
That's what he said. Okay, that's just racist.
Honestly, at this point, can I just do something cool?
So, I think Dave gave up—
嗯，我覺得 Dave 放棄了－－
I gave up about 10 minutes ago.
我大概在 10 分鐘之前就放棄了。
And now he's just having a field day on my face. That's what he said.
Lipstick is capable of more than just the lips.
All the girls watching this video are just cringing at the amount of waste of lipstick.
I'm gonna end my process with some more Evian water because it's good for your minerals. Okay, I'm done. And this is the final look. You've got a nice little, red Brazilian strap coming down from the neck. Her eyelids are "compromised" much a "Maybelline and volume neck extraordinaire." Her nose hair... I really didn't do anything with it. I kinda just left it alone because it's all just growing out of there like a wild animal. For her teeth, I didn't touch them, but she probably should. Maybe she should brush them. Obviously, I didn't want to ruin anything about her mustache, because I think it's impressive as is by itself. I got boring. Like, it's boring making you look good because it's so easy and natural for you.
我要再加一點 Evian 的水噴霧來結束我的化妝步驟，因為它對妳的礦物是很有幫助的。好，我完成了。這是最後畫好的樣子。妳脖子開始往上的地方有一條漂亮的紅色小丁。她的眼皮由「Maybelline 特殊脖子豐盈款」所「組成」的。她的鼻毛...我真的沒有動到它。我就只是放任它，因為它就像一頭野獸一樣狂放生長。至於她的牙齒，我沒有動到它們，但她或許應該處理一下。或許她應該刷牙。顯然，我不想毀掉她的鬍子，因為我認為它本身相當有特色。我覺得好無聊喔。我是說，要讓妳看起來漂亮很無聊，因為妳根本天生麗質。
That's really sweet. Did you mean that?
No, it was for the video. Three, two... It's not bad, right? It's, like, interesting.
I honestly look like a human basketball. I'm honestly pretty impressed with, like, how you got the mascara on there. Eyebrows look great, though; that's what I'm most—
Do they actually look good? That one looks good, but there I have too much brown under the eyebrow.
What's wrong with too much brown?
What are you trying to say?
That's it for this video. Make sure you guys like and subscribe.
David did a really great job, so guys, make sure to go check out David's second channel because I'm gonna be doing his makeup there. It's gonna look a little different than that. But yeah, thank you guys so much for watching. My foot is white; I look pretty. Bye.
David 畫得很好，所以各位要記得看看 David 的第二個頻道喔，因為我要在那裡幫他化妝。會看起來不太一樣。但，謝謝你們大家觀看。我的腳變白了；我看起來很正。掰。