Do you wanna go to the pho place or the Mexican restaurant?
I don't care.
Well, I chose last time, so...
I'm seriously fine either way.
You have to like one more than the other.
I like both the same.
Oh my gosh. Okay, I've been meaning to do this for a while. Hi, can you bring someone over right away, please? Thank you.
Who was that?
Hello, Ms. Davenport?
Who...who is this?
He's worried that we're sleeping with each other. He also judged me the second I walked in, and he thinks he's about an inch taller than me, and that excites him because he thinks he's a little bigger downstairs, but...
This is a professional boyfriend translator. He's gonna help us get through this conversation.
What the hell?
So would you like to go to the Mexican restaurant?
Yeah, Mexican's great, whatever.
I do not want to go there.
See, I knew it.
Okay, fine. I don't feel like going there.
I had a really rough day at the office, the Mexican food place is a little too far, and I was just trying to avoid an argument.
Why don't you just say that?
Also, there's, like, a waiter there that's way too hot.
Oh, you notice shit like that, huh?
I can't help it if I have an appreciation for human form and an eye for symmetry.
Okay. I like that you're kinda possessive, but you really need to communicate with me more.
Okay, I'll do that.
I want to agree with you, but I was kinda zoning out. I'm too busy thinking about who would win a game of three-on-three basketball, a pack of wolves or a pack of sharks.
Oh my God. Kevin, this is serious. If you don't communicate with me, this relationship is gonna fall apart.
Okay, I'm sorry. It's just I really like you and... I'll be better about it next time.
I'm sorry. I'm really trying to make this work. Also, I think a wolf would win nine out of 10 times unless the match was underwater.
Okay, thanks. So, pho it is then.
I don't want to go to the pho place either.
Have you not learned anything?
Okay, it's just sometimes...it's nice to go somewhere that makes you happy.
The last time we went to pho, I got diarrhea.
You should be able to talk to me about health issues.
Yeah, I know.
I didn't want you to think I was weak.
I wouldn't think you were weak. Everybody gets diarrhea. I'm actually touch-and-go right now.
You get diarrhea?
This is the first time I've ever looked at someone and thought I could say I love you. Most of the time I play it safe and just say nothing at all.
Oh, Kevin. I love you.
I love you too.
I love you too. And I really wanna get it on right now.
I wanna get it on too.
What do you want me to do?
Oh... Hey, man, do you mind giving us some space?
He wants me to watch. His words, not mine.