As you know, the presidential election is on Tuesday. According to the polls, Obama and Romney are still neck-and-neck. Both campaigns made their (like) final push today. Romney has a very strong lead among white voters. But some prominent Obama supporters are looking to chip into that. And our friend Chris Rock is one of them. Chris Rock is from Brooklyn, New York, Brooklyn. And tonight, he has recorded this special message for us, targeted specifically at undecided voters of the Caucasian variety. So listen and decide for yourself.
如你所知，總統大選在星期二。根據民調顯示，歐巴馬和羅姆尼仍不分上下。兩方的選戰好像都在今天做最後衝刺。羅姆尼在白人選民中有著非常大幅度的領先。但有些著名的歐巴馬支持者希望從中幫他拉票。我們的朋友Chris Rock(好萊塢喜劇明星)就是其中之一。Chris Rock是布魯克林人，紐約的布魯克林市。今晚，他為我們錄製了這段特別訊息，明確的瞄準了尚未決定的白人選民。那麼就來聽聽看，你自己決定。
Hi, I'm Chris Rock with a special message for white people. In times like these, you need a white president you can trust, and that white president's name is Barack Obama. Let's take a look at the facts: for the first two thirds of his life Barack Obama was known as Barry, which is the third Whitest name on earth, right after Cody and Jeff.
And these are the white people who raised Barry: Madelyn and Stanley Dunham. They are so white they have to wear sunglasses because they are hurting each other's eyes.
After college Barry went into black neighborhoods in Chicago to try to organize people. How White is that! Black people don't go into black communities. We don't have to. We're already there!
Look here: playing golf, body surfing, wearing mom's jeans, dancing with Ellen... Barack Obama supports gay marriage. Most black men don't even support straight marriage!
President Obama has a dog. But is it a Pit bull, is it a Rottweiler? No! It's a Portuguese Water Dog. And he named it "Bo," after one of the Dukes of Hazard.
And let's not forget Barack Obama is whiter than Snooki, the tanning mom and Tara Reid. Even Mitt Romney is blacker than Obama. This is Obama's family and these are the Romney's. Look at that: Kids, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles. Mitt Romney's family has more people in it than a Tyler Perry movie.
而且別忘了歐巴馬比Snooki(美國當紅女藝人)、109辣媽(美國當紅曬黑達人)和Tara Reid(美國派女演員)還要白。甚至連羅姆尼都比歐巴馬黑。這是歐巴馬的家庭，而這些是羅姆尼家人。你看看：孩子、表兄弟姊妹、阿姨、叔叔們。羅姆尼的家人比Tyler Perry的電影(多為黑人電影，戲中以家人眾多著稱)裡還多。
And if you're still not convinced, check this out: I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear, I am a white guy. So help me god.
If you want a white president, I've got a polo-wearing, Hawaii-living, home-beer-brewing, league-bowling guy for you: Barry Obama.
He's juuuuuuuuuust WHITE.
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Thank you Chris! He made some good points.