Oh! Uh...hi! I didn't mean to wake you. I was just trying to find the loo.
It wasn't you. It's that stench.
I'm sorry, deary. Just go back to sleep.
I was dreaming of sugar plums. Then along came the ghost of Christmas ass!
Listen, just give me a second, okay. And I'll wrap this right up.
What is that smell?
Oh, geez. Not again...
Holy Saint Nicholas!
Please, girls, go back to bed.
He's dropping yule logs down his chimney.
Come on now, a little privacy would be great. I've been holding this thing since Dubai.
The whole house smells like a gingerbread manslaughter.
I'm sorry. It's the milk and cookies, okay. Every year, destroys me.
Well, now that you're here dumping lumps of coal in our toilet, what did you get me for Christmas?
I don't make a meal of it, okay. It's not that bad.
Look what I found!
Jesus! There's another one?
Whoa! Put that back! That's...
I was looking around for that horrible stench, and I found this under the tree.
That's not for you.
Look, iPhones! Hundreds of them! All for us!
As soon as I'm done here, I'm gonna get those gifts back, and you're all going on the naughty list.
Oh yeah? Then I'm gonna put you on Instagram!
喔是嗎？那麼我就要把你放到 Instagram 上!
用 hashtag 標籤－－逮到了。
Do you know who I am? Do you have any idea?
Put it in the cloud with his stinky farts!
You can't blackmail Santa!
Look, Kringle. You never should have pinched off a hot slice of fruitcake without using Poo-Pourri.
聽著，聖誕老人。你永遠不應該沒用 Poo-Pourri 就擠斷一份熱辣辣的水果蛋糕。
Poo-Pourri, the gift that stops stinking! Since we're exchanging gifts, here's one for you. Next time, spritz the bowl before you go, and no one else will ever know.
So you can keep sneaking without wreaking.
And your dingleberries will smell like jingleberries.
Yeah, Santa, hurry up! I really need to take a sh...
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