What's up, man. How you doing?
How are you?
Good, man. Good.
What's going on?
Man, I just met this girl.
I really like her. She's funny. Personality is amazing. Lovely, like, easy on the eyes. I think I'mma take her out to this restaurant. You know I like sushi, so I'mma take her to sushi—
Not just like her. I think I really love her. And I think I really want to take it to the next step.
My auditions...I actually just got a call back for a Geico commercial I did.
我的試鏡...我其實剛接到我去試鏡的 Geico 廣告通知，我過了試鏡第一關。
Yo, I'll call you in a little bit.
See what Andy's doing.
去看看 Andy 過得如何。
Yeah, we should.
Stop by Andy's.
順路去 Andy 家。
Money! I do not have the money!
You own four jewelry stores on Fairfax. How do you not have...
你在 Fairfax 有四家珠寶店。你怎麼可能沒有...
How you doing?
Hello, my friend! My name is Anwar. I will be your Uber driver. If you want some water, there's water in the back. There's also—
哈囉，我的朋友!我的名字是 Anwar。我是你的 Uber 司機。如果你想要喝點水，後面有水。還有－－
If you like, I have the aux cord. Would you like the 7 iPhone?
如果你想要的話，我有音源線。你要 iPhone 7 的嗎？
My bad, bro.
You okay? What's up, man?
Every time I put these glasses on, like, something magical happens. I'm telling you when I put these on—
Rudy, listen to what you're saying. Magic glasses. There's no such thing as magic glasses.
I'm not messing around here. When I put these on, something crazy happens.
Yo, yo, yo. Calm down, calm down. Listen. There's no such thing as magic glasses, okay? You're getting yourself hyped up over—
Ha-ha... I'm white. I was thinking about buying the third yacht.
Are you feeling okay? Did you drink enough water? You—
Hello? That was just a million dollars.
Yup, it worked. Put them on. Put them on. You don't believe me.
Hello, Papi! I clean your whole house for five dollars right now. I'll clean the whole thing.
Okay, wow. Those are very real.
What do I do with these, man?
Get rid of those.
That's bad news.
Where do I even put them?
What is she doing?
No, no, no. Don't put them on. Don't put them on.
Don't talk to me like that, white boy.
I said that its 10 for the garden, and that's all you get!
You son of a b***h.