Knock it off, you two! You keep making out like that, we're not gonna notice if any icebergs get too close!
You see what you did?
Titanic: How It Should Have Ended
Jack! This is where we first met!
Woman, we might die from this!
I know! I just thought it was ironic or poetically tragic, maybe.
That guy just pinwheeled to his death!
I know that!
This is not poetic! This is real, Rose!
Well, I was trying to make something horrible and sad feel beautiful! I'm sorry, Jack!
You were on a lifeboat, and you jumped back on to a sinking ship! Are you insane?!
What is your problem? I did it because I want to be with you.
We might die from this!
I'd rather freeze in the icy water if it means I can't be with you.
That's really sweet, but something tells me I would have a better chance of survival if you would have just stayed on the lifeboat and let me figure out a way to float on my own. Now I'm gonna have to find some wreckage and let you float on it, or else I'm a huge douchebag.
Well, don't go out of your way or anything.
We are on the tail of a sinking ship! I'm kind of stressed out right now!
I don't think I like this side of you.
Well, we did just meet, like, two days ago. It's about time we had our first argument.
You know what I think? Maybe we should take some time apart from one another and cool our heads.
Well, that should be easy...because this water's gonna be freezing!
And that's what happened.
Well, that is a really interesting and long story. So, um, do you actually know where the diamond necklace is or not?
You mean this necklace?
She has the necklace.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just going to go throw this overboard into the ocean.
Throw it overboard—that's funny. Oh, no, she's serious! Someone grab her!
Are you for real?
Oh, my hip...
Why, Grandma? Why?
Draw me like one of your Earth girls, Jack.
C...could we at least take turns on the raft?
Umm, I'd rather not.
Can I...at least have the life vest?
But, Jack, it's keeping me warm.
I'm gonna go find my own piece of debris to float on.
I'll never let go.