「德國Shamwow超吸水魔巾」- Shamwow

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Hi, it's Vince with Shamwow! You'll be saying wow every time you use this towel! It's like a chamois! It's like a towel! It's like a sponge! A regular towel doesn't work wet. This works wet or dry.
嗨，這是Vince還有Shamwow!你每次用這條毛巾時一定會說哇!這像一片羚羊皮!像一條毛巾!像一塊海綿!一般毛巾在濕的時候不能用。這條不論乾濕都好用。

This is for the house, the car, the boat, the RV! Shamwow holds twelve times its weight in liquid. Look at this! It just does the work! Why do you want to work twice as hard? Doesn't drip. Doesn't make a mess.
這可以用於住家、車子、船隻、露營車(Recreational Vehicle和台灣的休旅車不太一樣)!Shamwow可以吸附它十二倍重的液體。看看這個!它就是做到了!為什麼你要兩倍努力地工作？不滴水。不會弄得一團糟。

Wring it out. You wash it in the washing machine. Made in Germany...you know the Germans always make good stuff. You can cut it in half. Use one as a bath mat. Drain your dishes with the other one. You can use one as a towel.
擰乾它。你在洗衣機裡洗它。德國製...你知道德國總是製造好東西。你可以把它剪半。用一塊當作浴室腳踏墊。用另一塊晾乾你的碗盤。你可以用一塊當作浴巾。

Olympic divers, they use it as a towel. Look at that! Completely dry! Put a wet sweater. Roll it up. It dries your sweaters. Here's some cola. Wine, coffee, cola, pet stains, not only is the damage gonna be on top...there's your mildew. That is gonna smell! See that?
奧運的跳水選手，他們把它當作浴巾。看看那個!完全乾了!放上一件濕毛衣。把它捲起來。它把你的毛衣給弄乾。這裡有一些可樂。葡萄酒、咖啡、可樂、寵物的排泄物，損壞不只會在表面...有黴菌。那聞起來會很臭!看到了嗎？

The most absorbing...we're gonna do this in real time! Look at this! Put it on the spill. Turn it over! Without even putting any pressure, fifty percent of the cola is right there.
吸附力最強的...我們立刻來表演這個!看看這個!放在灑出來的地方上。翻過去!不需施加任何壓力，百分之五十的可樂就在這裡。

Did You follow me, camera guy? The other fifty percent...the color starts to come up. No other towel's gonna do that! It acts like a vacuum! And look at this: virtually dry on the bottom! See what I'm telling ya? Shamwow! You'll be saying wow every time!
你有跟上我嗎，攝影大哥？剩下的百分之五十...汙漬的顏色開始跑上來了。沒有其他的毛巾可以做到那樣!它就像個吸塵器!再看這個：底部差不多乾了!了解我在說什麼了吧？Shamwow!你每次用的時候一定會說哇!

I can't live without it! I just love it!
我不能沒有它!我就是愛它!

Oh my gosh! I don't even buy paper towels any more.
噢我的天啊!我甚至不再買紙巾了。

If you are gonna wash your cars or any kind of vehicle, you'd be out of your mind not to own one of these.
如果你要洗你的車或是任何交通工具，不弄個這東西你一定會發瘋。

All I can say is, "Sham-WOW!"
我能說的就是Sham-哇!

You're gonna spend twenty dollars every month on paper towels anyway. You're throwing your money away. The mini Shamwows are for everything, for everyday use. This lasts ten years. This lasts a week. I don't know. It sells itself.
反正你每個月會花二十美金買紙巾。你是在把你的錢丟掉。迷你Shamwow適用所有東西，適合日常生活使用。這條可以用十年。這條一個星期。我不知道。它不銷自售。

Shamwow sells for $19.95, where you get one for the house, one for the car, two for the kitchen and bathroom, but if you call now, within the next twenty minutes, because we can't do this all day, we will give you a second set absolutely free.
Shamwow賣19.95美金，你可以為家裡準備一條，車子準備一條，廚房及浴室兩條，但如果你現在打電話，在接下來的二十分鐘內，因為我們不能整天都這麼做，我們會給你完全免費的第二套。

So that's eight Shamwows for $19.95. It comes with ten-year warranty. Here's how to order.
所以那是19.95美金八條Shamwow。它伴隨著十年保固。這是訂購方式。

「擰乾、扭乾」- Wring Out
"Wring it out". You wash it in the washing machine. Made in Germany...you know the Germans always make good stuff.
擰乾它。你在洗衣機裡洗它。德國製...你知道德國總是製造好東西。
「發瘋、神經錯亂」- Out Of (Someone's) Mind
If you are gonna wash your cars or any kind of vehicle, you'd be "out of your mind" not to own one of these.
如果你要洗你的車或是任何交通工具，不弄個這東西你一定會發瘋。