You know, I am very disappointed that I won't be able to celebrate Howard's accomplishment tonight.
你知道嗎，今晚沒辦法慶祝 Howard 的成果，我真的很失望。
Me too, but we'll see him tomorrow.
Yes, it's just that in all the years I've known him, he's never had the opportunity to receive my admiration. I was excited to see the look on his face when it finally happened.
All right, Pictionary. What are the teams?
How about boys versus girls?
Oh...that hardly seems fair. Yeah, but...I guess any team that I'm not on has a decided disadvantage.
Once again, unbelievable, you know.
Once again, I know.
All right. Round one, here.
Okay. Ready, set, go.
Batman. Batman and Robin. Wonder Twins plus the monkey. Wonder Twins plus the monkey and Batman.
Uh, gift? Present!
Oh, Leonard! Now, how can you not get that?
In what universe is that a present?
It's not "a" present. It's "the" present! Look. There is you and me, and it's Penny and Amy. We're playing Pictionary in "the present."
那不是「禮物（a present）」。那是「此時此刻（the present）」!你看。這是你和我，這是 Penny 和 Amy。我們「此時此刻」在玩「你畫我猜」。
Oh my God, we're gonna kill them.
It's a quark-gluon plasma.
It's asymptotically free partons inside a quark-gluon plasma.
Nothing with quarks.
It's an observational rebuttal of the Lambda-CDM model of the universe.
這是對宇宙 ΛCDM 模型所提出的觀察性反駁。
It's a chocolate chip cookie!
How could you miss that?
Hey, if you want someone to guess chocolate chip cookie, you draw a glass of milk next to it.
Penny got it.
人家 Penny 就有猜到。
Yeah, only after I eliminated all the obvious answers. You're welcome.
Uh...sausage! Uh...bratwurst? Or...hotdog?
Penny, aren't you gonna draw something?
Relax. We've got time. This is so fun.
A solar system. An unidentified flying liverwurst?
Come on, Leonard. I am spoon-feeding this to you.
I don't know. Um...Casper the alcoholic ghost?
All right. That's enough.
Uh...hand. Uh...nail. Polish?
Oh my God! No! No! The word is "Polish." See, look. Polish sausage. And the model of the solar system developed by Nicolaus Copernicus, a Polish astronomer. And then, finally, that wasn't enough, which it should have been, this is Madame Curie killing herself by discovering radium, who, although she was a naturalized French citizen, was Polish by birth.
Excuse me, the word is polish. See? Small "p."
So it is. I guess we both share blame on this one.
註一：鬼馬小精靈（Casper the Friendly Ghost）是一個美國卡通角色。這邊因為 Leonard 以為 Sheldon 在死掉的女生手中畫了一個酒瓶，所以把 Friendly「友善的」改成了 Alcoholic「酒精的」。