Hey! Wanna play some video games? I know I do. I haven't seen the sun in years. So, let's play League of Legends. Sound familiar? It should. It's amazing! And it's free. You can afford that, right? If you had friends, they would already be playing it. So why aren't you? Jump on in and make some friends.
Here's how it works. You start by picking a champion. And there are a lot to choose from. Found one with cool abilities, but you hate his stupid face? Don't worry. You can play dress up with various skins.
If only my pirate could be more anime. Now, that's what I'm talking about.
Once you actually get in game, the real party starts. It's non-stop epic action. And there's strategy, too. Just look.
Use whatever you can to destroy your opponent—swords, bows, magic, teeth. Still having trouble? Well, just head to the shop and buy something. I'm sure your items are to blame and not your innate lack of skill.
There are five different roles for you to master and with over 100 champions and 200 items. Well, do the math—that's like a billion combinations. I'm serious and bad at math.
If you're a casual, that's cool, that's fine. You'll fit right in with all the other noobs. But if you seek a challenge, look no further. This is your chance to prove yourself and unleash your inner greatness. Work your way up the ranks as you master your champion. It's about self-improvement, but instead of something stupid like life skills or a career, it's League of Legends—priorities. Just think of the glory that awaits. You can be a part of this massive community. People care about this game. Remember caring? I haven't felt an emotion in years.
Look, what I'm trying to say is, League of Legends will change you. So what are you waiting for? Quick! This video's almost over. Don't waste any more time. This could become your favorite game. New players are joining every day. Don't let them leave you behind. The fun starts now. League of Legends. Download and play today.
- 「是...的問題、責任」- To Blame
I'm sure your items are to blame and not your innate lack of skill.
- 「就是這裡了、不用再找了」- Look No Further
But if you seek a challenge, look no further.
- 「努力達成、逐步達成」- Work Your Way Up
Work your way up the ranks as you master your champion.