Hey! What's up, guys? The holidays came and went—yeah, that was pretty quick. But during the holidays, we spend time with family, and so I thought it would be a good time to make this video: Types of Relatives. There's so many different types of relatives: grandmas, grandpas, uncles, aunts, cousins, and there are some weird relatives. So here it is, Types of Relatives. Check it out!
The first type of relative is the Creeper. They know everything about you, but you have, like, no idea who this person is.
Oh...uhh, hey! Um... Umm...Aunt... Aunt Sue! Aunt Sue—yeah, that's right, umm...
喔...呃，嘿!呃... 嗯...阿姨... 蘇阿姨!蘇阿姨－－對，沒錯，嗯...
How are you?
I've been...I've been great, yeah.
Your birthday's coming up, right?
You're gonna turn 18! January 9, right?
你要 18 歲了!一月九號，對吧？
Uh, it is January 9.
How's your rash?
Did you get the ointment?
The ointment's...the ointment's fine.
How is the mole? Did you get it removed?
Uh... Uh-huh, the mole's gone as well. They took that off.
So how's the break-up treating you?
Uh...we just, yeah, we just broke up this morning.
Okay. Well, it was nice talking to you, Brent. As always, have a good day.
All right, bye-bye. Who is she?!
Second is the Forgetful Relative. They say they haven't seen you in so long, but, like, in reality, you just saw them a couple days ago.
Hey! What's up, Grandma?
Brent! I haven't seen you in so long. How are you?
We just saw each other, like, two days ago. We had lunch.
Oh... Really? Sorry!
Come on, Grandma!
Brent! Is that you? You're getting so big. I haven't seen you in so long.
Grandma! We...literally had a conversation about five seconds ago.
Oh, really? Hmm...
Next is the Photo-Taking Relative. Now, this relative loves to take photos.
Hey, Brent. Why don't you get with your brother, let me take a picture of you guys?
Oh, no, no, that's fine. We don't need one.
Oh, no, no, I insist.
No, we're good. It's okay.
Go with your brother!!!
Oh! Okay! Yeah, yeah...let's get in for a picture.
All right. Okay, here we go. Ready? Smile! Ah, there. All right, guys.
Next is the relative that doesn't know anything about electronics. Like, they are completely confused in the head.
下一種是 3C 白癡親戚。像是，他們完全腦袋霧煞煞。
Hey, Aunt Lisa! How're you doing?
What the heck is that...?
Yeah, it's a 6.
對啊，是 iPhone 6。
Whoa...! Oh my gosh! Can you access the Interweb on here?
No way! Really? My phone is, like, kind of old, but I still love it.
The next type of relative is the one that complains, "Back in the day this, back in the day that, we didn't have this..."—like, we get it! You're old!
Hey, Brent! What're you doing?
Uh, I'm texting...
Oh! Is that like email? You know, back in the day, we didn't have "email." We had to physically mail our friends.
Oh! It's from Chad!
Chad is a bae!
It says, it says..."Hey." What should I say? What should I say?
Say "Hey" back.
You think so?
With a winky face.
The next type of relative is the one that offers just way too much food. They just—they, well, they will not take "no" for an answer.
Hey, Brent, want any chocolate Kisses?
嘿，布蘭，想吃 Kisses 巧克力嗎？
Oh...no, Grandma, I'm really full from the dinner. Oh no. Grandma, no! Grandma!
Take that! Eat the Kisses!!!
The last type of relative is the little cousins that just need to play games. They ask you over and over again if they can borrow your phone to play games, just...
Hey, Brent! Can I borrow your phone for games?
Brent? Brent? Brent! Brent? Brent? Brent? Brent?
Do you have any games in your phone?
Can I play them?
Brent! Are you making your cousin cry right now? Give him the phone! Now! Thank you!
All right, guys. That's it for this video. If you related to it in any possible way, make sure you hit the big thumbs-up button. It really does help.