My name is Vinnie Jones and I'm gonna teach you a lesson you'll never forget.
There are times in life when being tough comes in handy. Say some geezer collapses in front of you, what do you do? We need a volunteer that ain't breathing.
Here's one I made earlier.
First thing you do is you check him over. If he ain't responsive or ain't breathing, or he's making noises like this, then his heart has stopped working and he's having a cardiac arrest.
First, call 999. Then you do hands-only CPR, and no kissing. You only kiss your missus on the lips.
Watch. Lock your fingers together, knuckles up. Then push down right on the sovereign. Push down five or six centimeters. That's about two inches in old money. Push hard and fast about two times a second like to the beat of Staying Alive.
Worried you'll hurt him? Better a cracked rib than him kicking the bucket!
Keep this up until the ambulance arrives.
So don't forget: check him over, call 999, push hard and fast to Staying Alive. It works. Hands-only CPR—it ain't as hard as it looks.
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