Americans Review Japanese Beauty Products
Hourei Facial Lift Bra
It's a bra for your face, obviously.
Does it look cute?
Feels super natural. It's like nothing's on my face at all.
Oh, I don't... I—I feel pain?!
Yeah, I know!
And now it says the third step is to do something like this...
It's, like, trying to contour your face differently.
It left an imprint on my face, I feel, so it did something.
Yeah, but, like, a punch in the face does that too.
Facewaver Sag Face Stretcher
This looks terrible.
Oh, man. This is so much better than the other one.
It looks like a baby's outfit—how it snaps.
This is like a baby's worst nightmare. That's what it looks like.
Just looking at it without it on my face...
What are we supposed to do other than, like, rob a bank or something?
Oh! You're supposed to do face stuff again.
Ow! I cracked my jaw.
To be clear, are we rating effectiveness or how f****** scary this is? Because 10 out of 10 for both.
OMNI Beauty Lift High Nose
Wait, do these little balls go in my nostrils?
Tighten it, so—yeah, so that goes in. Oh, yeah, you're doing it.
Look at that! Fits like a glove.
Oh! It's in there! Oh...I don't like this!
Are you ready to switch it on?
Will you do the honors?
Here we go.
No. No, just leave it.
This is making my eyes water.
Slightly—wow! Okay, hold on. It's like a vibrator for your nose. That's all it is.
Oh, what the hell.
He broke it.
MTG Facial Fitness PAO 7
This is essentially a shake weight for your mouth.
Shake your head up and down to swing the weights on both sides. It is recommended to exercise directly in front of a mirror.
Ugh. Ugh. No. Oh God. You look like an idiot.
I don't know what to say about this one because it is unlike anything I've ever done.
He can't stop putting it in his mouth, though.
From the inner ear to the chin.
No, I can't do it. It's too stupid.
The Japanese are dreamers. And I love that about them, and I'd like to visit them.
They're not just dreamers. I mean, they execute.
Anyone could say I'm gonna invent this flying face mechanism thing, but...
They actually do it.
For the people who use this stuff, though, I would just say don't. You don't have to. You know, accept who you are; be comfortable in who you are. Um, you don't...
Love your cheeks. Don't constrict your face. You don't need a nose vibrator, and stop wagging your mouth.