Nice day, huh?
Yeah, finally, right?
Where are you from? Your English is perfect.
San Diego. We speak English there.
Oh, uh, no, uh... Where are you...from?
Well, I was born in Orange County, but I never actually lived there.
Uh, I mean, before that.
Before I was born.
Yeah, like, well...where are your people from?
Well, my great grandma was from Seoul.
Korean! I knew it! I was like, she's either Japanese or Korean. But I was leaning more towards Korean.
There's a really good teriyaki barbecue place near my apartment. I actually really like kimchi.
What about you? Where are you from?
But where are you...from?
Oh, I'm just American.
Really. You're Native American.
No, uh, just regular American. Oh, well, um, I guess my grandparents are from England.
Oh. Well. 'Ello gov'na! What's all this, then! Top o' the mornin' to ya! Let's get a spot of tea? Spot of tea! Double, double, toil and trouble! Mind the gap! Beware, Jack the Ripper! Bloody hell! Pip-pip, cheerio! I think your people's fish and chips are amazing.
Really? I'm weird? Must be a Korean thing.
Fish and chips! Pheasants! Clotted cream! Bangers and mash! Guinness! Ploughman's lunch! A spot of tea! A pint of ale!