In life, you have choices. Are they healthy or not? And sometimes it's tricky to choose what you ought. So, if you are wondering what makes you ill, it's easy to know because everything will.
A is for alcohol. Source of addiction, liver diseases, and other afflictions. So, how about water? That might be okay. But if it's in plastic, there's B—B.P.A. C is for corn syrup soda pop uses, and also for carbs found in sugary juices. D—Dehydration. You still have to drink, though all these beverages seem like they stink. Eating too little or too much to count? E is for eating imperfect amounts and eating something that you shouldn't consume, because dozens of dishes will lead to your doom.
A 是代表酒精。成癮、肝病、以及其他折磨的源頭。那麼，水如何呢？那可能還行。不過如果裝在塑膠裡，就有 B－－酚甲烷。C 是代表汽水用的玉米糖漿，也代表含糖果汁裡能找到的碳水化合物。D－－脫水。你還是得喝水，即使這些飲料似乎全糟透了。吃太少或吃太多數不清？E 是代表吃不對的量、以及吃了些你不該吃的東西，因為太多菜餚將導致你的死亡。
F is for fried food that's filled up with fat. Gluten for G, if you buy into that. H is for hot dogs. Who knows how they're made? I for insecticide, veggies are sprayed. J is for jerky, with way too much salt; and K is for kale, it's also at fault.
F 是代表充滿脂肪的油炸食物。G 代表麩質，如果你相信的話。H 是代表熱狗。誰知道它們是怎麼製造的？I 代表殺蟲劑，蔬菜上噴灑的。J 是代表肉乾，含過多的鹽；然後是 K 代表羽衣甘藍，這也有毛病。
But isn't it healthy?
I'm glad that you ask. Cabbage and kale make thyroids too fast.
Forget about eating. I'll just go outside.
But that is where even more dangers can hide. L is for Lyme disease, carried by ticks. Malaria, M, that mosquitoes inflict. N—N-diethyltoluamide. It kills all the bugs, and it kills your insides. O is for oxygenless recreation. P for pollution in each inhalation. Q is for quicksilver. Fishing is wracked. R—deadly radon. That's hard to detect. S is for sunscreen, but also the sun. Both give you cancer.
但那正好是甚至更多危險藏匿的地方。L 是代表萊姆症，藉壁蝨傳染。瘧疾，M，蚊子加害的。 N－－防蚊液。它殺死所有蟲子，然後它也毀了你的內臟。O 是代表缺氧的活動。P 代表吸入每一口氣內的汙染。Q 代表汞。漁業被破壞。R－－致命的氡。那很難偵測到。S 代表防曬油，還有太陽。兩者都帶給你癌症。
Now, isn't that fun? T for tobacco. UV for UV. W—watching way too much TV. X, as expected, is X-ray. Y is surprisingly yerba mate. Z is for zealotry, any insistence that you found a key to eternal existence. You can't avoid danger. Just go on and try. No matter your actions, you're still gonna die.
現在，這難道不好玩嗎？T 代表菸草。UV 代表紫外線。W－－看過量電視。X，如預料中，是 X 光。Y 是出乎意料的瑪黛茶。Z 是代表狂熱，任何你能找到一把鑰匙通往永生的堅持。你無法避開危險。只要繼續下去然後嘗試。不管你有何行動，你仍將死亡。