Damn. It's almost the weekend, and I don't have any plans yet.
Ah, yes. Same here.
Well, I have some ideas, but I don't know if anyone else would be into them. They're kind of Katie things.
Oh, like, what were you thinking?
Well, these bands aren't for everyone, but Maroon 5, Jason Mraz, and The Fray are putting on a secret concert Saturday afternoon.
嗯，雖然說這些樂團不是人人都愛，但魔力紅、Jason Mraz 還有衝突樂團禮拜六下午有一場秘密演唱會。
Yeah, no. Sorry, I'm not really into those bands.
Yeah, same here.
Okay. Yeah, I figured. I was also considering going to a high school baseball game.
Oh, cool! Your former high school's playing?
Oh, so, you know one of the players on one of the teams?
Ah, no. I would just go to watch the teenagers.
Okay. Well, It might be a little bit weird—all of us showing up at a high school none of us have a connection to.
Yeah, that's a good point.
But the sporty thing sounds fun!
Well, in that case, we could join my friends' competitive human centipede team. They're looking for players, and I've been wanting to join.
Ah, maybe I'm not into doing a sporty thing. Ah, how about we do museum?
Great idea! We should check out the museum of slow computers!
Ooh. That seems kind of boring.
Okay, yeah. I get it. I get it. What about the museum of unfinished quilts? I hear they have seven new incredible unfinished quilts.
Ooh, that sounds even more boring.
Yeah. No, I mean, I have such specific interests. It's—they're certainly not for everyone.
Okay. Let's just do something low key. How about that, huh?
I love a casual hang, okay? Why don't we just stay in and put on a few kissing tutorial videos?
Oh, Katie, yeah, maybe not. Maybe something more productive?
We could come in on Saturday and clean the office fridge.
No, I wanna do something fun.
Oh. We could try on bicycle helmets for twelve hours!
噢。我們可以連續試戴單車安全帽 12 小時!
Katie, that's a terrible idea.
Okay. Well, does anyone else have any ideas? Why don't we go to the amusement park that only has one working ride?
No, that would suck!
Okay. Well, there is also a parade this weekend for people with long legs and short torsos.
No. That idea sucks, too. All your ideas suck.
What about this fashion show for latex gloves?
This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
Okay. Um... We could go to a dumpling festival.
Good. It's in Reno.
No. What is wrong with you? Okay. Why can't we just go to a bar or a party or something?
Yeah. We could check out that silent birthday party for the coworker no one likes.
No! We hate him.
Okay. Well, I've been meaning to try out this bar that only serves undrinkable wine.
No. What—something with heart, okay? Or how about something that is actually good, Katie?
All right. I know. We could go to the public reading of my 15-year-old neighbor's diary by her 13-year-old sister.
好吧。我知道了。我們可以去我 13 歲鄰居的日記朗誦會，她要念她 15 歲姐姐的日記。
Oh my God. That sounds painful!
Okay. Um... Okay, we could... I'm sorry, but those are all the ideas I have.
God damn it, Katie!
No one else thought of something while I was going through all of those?
No! Of course we didn't.
Okay. You know what? Shut up. I am just gonna go on Facebook, and the first event I see is what we're gonna do.
Yes! And don't invite Katie, because she sucks.
I can't believe we ended up at a human petting zoo. Kiss? Kiss, kiss. Oh, no! That's gross.