These are called noble gases because they are non-reactive. Okay, who could tell me what I just said? Megan?
Oh. Um... You said...a science.
That's the name of this class. Wow, these cell phones are rotting your brains.
They are non-reactive. Okay, who can tell me what I just said? Madison?
You said that those are noble gases because they're non-reactive.
Which is actually incorrect because xenon, radon, and krypton show minor reactivity.
It doesn't say that in the textbook.
He is so old and out of touch.
How embarrassing. No wonder his wife's an old body pillow.
I know, right?
I should have never opened up to you guys.
And for homework, answer all the odd-numbered questions on page 48.
回家作業的話，你們回答第 48 頁所有奇數題的問題。
All right. Eric, please stay behind. I need to speak with you.
Yes, Mr. Shardik?
Eric, you're failing this class... I'll have to speak with your parents.
Not my parents!
Uh, Ethan, stay afterwards. I need to talk to you about something.
Ethan, you're failing this class. Please, please don't tell your parents.
No, no, no...
Why are you failing my baby?
Did you guys see that Chris and Josh got in a fight?
你們有看到 Chris 和 Josh 打架嗎？
Yeah. Well, we didn't see it. We were just texting about it.
Well, I saw it, and I got a photo. Look.
So, what are we looking at here?
Oh, sorry. That's a mirror selfie. There.
Woah. I cannot believe that you were there to capture this perfect picture. How fortuitous!
Hey! Did you guys hear that Caleb and Josh—
欸!你們有沒有聽說 Caleb 和 Josh－－
Yeah, we have seen and heard everything and are therefore numb to any new experiences.
Ne-Yo is definitely still really awesome. You guys want to skip history class?
Why? What would we even do?
I don't know, Starbucks? We could drink a nutritious Fappuccino, then download the iTunes Single of the Week. I hear right now it's Regina Spektor.
不知道啊，去星巴克嗎？我們可以喝杯營養的星冰樂，然後下載 iTunes 的本週免費單曲。我聽說現在是 Regina Spektor。
Fifty dollars for a fake ID.
Hey, you guys want to skip history class?
Why? What would we even do?
You were thinking of skipping class?
No, Mom. We're just kidding around.
That's what I thought, young man.
Why is your mom so weird?
Yeah, the rest of our parents just track us on our phones.
Hey! I heard that.
So, Paul Revere traveled by horseback to deliver news of the British advancement. If only he was able to just send a text message, right?
那，Paul Revere 當時騎馬通報殖民地民兵英軍即將來襲。如果他能夠傳個訊息就好了，對不對？
Ugh! Mr. Sharnik! Talking about texting doesn't make you cooler.
And so, Paul Revere traveled on horseback delivering news of the British Army's advancement. I made that meme. You guys like memes, right?
那，Paul Revere 當時騎馬通報殖民地民兵英軍即將來襲。這哏圖我自己做的喔。你們喜歡這種搞笑圖對不對？
Oh, at least they didn't cringe.
Oh, well. That's because we're too busy posting videos of your stupid memes.
喔，這個嘛。那是因為我們都在忙著把你那愚蠢的圖 PO 上網。
Well, it looks like everyone did their homework wrong, so I'll have to take you through how to do it correctly.
First, where it says "name"—you write your own name.
So, no one even tried to do the homework.
Well, we can't fail if we don't try.
But I gave you guys all the guidelines on how to do the homework. Plus six examples of the completed assignment, and a step-by-step video of me doing the assignment.
You don't understand, Mr. Shardik.
If we fail, we will grow up to be weird, sad, old teachers that eat soup straight out of a can for lunch.
Yeah. And who invite their students to their weird, saddled softball games after school.
And who, just to clarify, have an entire family of weird, saddled body pillows that they go on vacation with, and are extremely physically affectionate with—in a sexual way.
And who sucks on a—
Aha, okay, that's enough. That's the bell. Go away.
Yeah. Eat the pain away.
Should've never opened up to you guys.
I'm telling my mom you said that.
Thank you guys so much for watching. We really appreciate it.
Click the box on the left to watch 2007 vs. 2017.
點左邊的框框去看 2007 vs. 2017。
And click the box on the right to watch "Every High School Ever."
Go do it. Right now.