Dan. What are you doing here?
I'm correcting the biggest mistake in my life.
I don't understand.
You are the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing I think about before I go to sleep. I love you, Erin. So I'm gonna do something I should have done a long time ago.
Whoa, whoa. No, no. Hands off face. Just the face. It's because of the coronavirus.
Just not clean.
Maybe just... Let's just do some of that. Okay, I'll do some, too. Dan, listen. Before I kiss you, there's something I have to tell you. I need you to know that I...have loved—
Oh, what was that?
What was what?
Oh, that, that. I was just, I was just clearing my throat because I was—
Was that a dry cough or was that a mucus?
No, it's no mucus.
That's worse. COVID-19 is a dry cough.
I mean...I know something we can both do together.
I can't believe I'm here.
What do you mean, Dan?
Two nights ago, I threw a coin into the Trevi Fountain, and I made a wish that I—
Whoa, ooh. The Trevi Fountain in Rome, Rome...Rome, Italy?
What the f**k? What? You've just been in Italy? Oh! You popping in Italy, and you've just popped over here, have you? To infect me?!
No, no, no! It's love in this time of year.
Oh! Great. I'm a goner! I'm a goner!
Please, please! I'll wear a face mask! I'll call you in 14 days! Please, I love you, Erin, I'll...
拜託、拜託!我會戴口罩!我 14 天後一定打給妳!拜託妳，我愛妳，Erin，我...
F**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k! F**k.