Look, a bird!
Uh-huh. So weird. I don't know where it went.
Eight Things Every Parent Secretly Does
(Use Your Kids as an Excuse) He's feeling really under the weather. Yeah. Oh! God! I mean, he just vomited a little. I'm so sorry, but we're not gonna be able to make it tonight.
(Use Hide and Seek Time Wisely) Okay, I'll count 2,000; you go hide.
(聰明利用躲貓貓時間) 好，我數到 2,000；你去躲起來。
Okay! One, two, three... Oh! Damn! Twenty Pilates classes for 40 bucks? Groupon, you be crazy for this one.
好!1、2、3... 噢!夭壽!二十堂皮拉提斯只要四十美金？Groupon 你真的起肖了。
(Invent Your Own Laws) Can I have Lucky Charms for dinner?
No. It's against the law.
Tommy's mom lets him have them.
Tommy's mom is a criminal.
("Lose" a Toy)
Why don't you go get some water, sweetie?
Okay. Where'd my game go?
I don't know. You must have lost it.
Ooh, ice cream! Can we get some?
Oh, no, that song means they're all out of ice cream.
Oh! I thought they only played one song.
(Tell Abridged Fairy Tales) Cinderella was the most beautiful girl at the ball. Everyone talked about her and wondered who she was... And then Cinderella just decided to marry Pumpkin! The end.
(講刪減版的童話故事) 灰姑娘是舞會上最美麗的女孩。大家都在談論然後猜她是誰... 然後灰姑娘就決定嫁給南瓜了!結束。
You can marry pumpkins?
In some states, yes. Good night!
(Act Like a Kid)
註一：Lucky Charms 是美國一穀片品牌，特色是裡面還有小塊棉花糖。
- 「身體不適」- Under The Weather
He's feeling really under the weather.