It's time now for our beloved holiday tradition Hey, Jimmy Kimmel. I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy.
Last night, I ate all your candy.
Because it was good.
You ruined my life.
Yeah, we ate it all while you were sleeping.
Oh, man! I'm gonna eat it all. I'm gonna eat it all. Jimmy Kimmel said I should eat all your candy, okay? Okay, I'm gonna eat it all. Yeah, I'm gonna eat it. Okay, this is for me. Well, let's see, Jimmy Kimmel said I should eat these, too.
喔，老兄!我要把它吃光。我要把它吃光。Jimmy Kimmel 說我應該吃光你的糖果，可以嗎？好，我要把糖果吃光。嗯，我要吃掉它嘍。好，這是給我的。嗯，我們來看看，Jimmy Kimmel 說我應該也要把那些吃掉。
All of it?
All of it.
Every single bite?
You must have a bellyache.
I was kinda hungry last night.
Eat an apple!
Daddy and I ate all of your candy.
Those aren't real drawers, buddy.
We ate all the candy.
We'll get some more next time. Don't worry about this.
I ate all your candy.
Don't even talk to me for the rest of your life. Why don't you eat something else?
I was hungry. Hey, you!
It's not funny. Shut up! You're still laughing!
I was just joking, okay?
Well, still shut up and go to the other room. Excuse me?
I told you not to. I told you. You can never ever, ever listen about candy.
Are you mad at me?
The whole entire bag?
It's okay. It's fine.
It's fine? Like, there's none left.
It...it's fine. It's fine.
Kids, I got something to tell you.
Mommy and Daddy ate all your Halloween candy last night.
All right. Okay. Why don't we have...if you did... If you did get too much candy, and you want to do something other than bringing it to your office, you can donate it to the troops. You go to operationgratitude.com. They'll take your candy. Take your candy from your kids and send it to our men and women overseas. You have until November 15 to send it. Thanks all the parents who participated it. And apologies to the children who participated this well. Thank you for all the great videos.
好的。好。我們何不...如果你... 如果你真的拿到太多糖果，然後你想拿來做點把糖果帶到你辦公室以外的事，你可以把糖果捐給部隊。你連到 operationgratitude.com 這網址。他們會拿走你的糖果。把你的糖果從你的小孩那拿走，然後寄給我們在海外服役的男女士兵們。你到 11 月 15 號前都能寄。感謝所有參與這計劃的父母。然後對那些如此配合的孩子們道歉。感謝你們所有人提供這些超棒的影片。
You sneaky mom!
I'm so sorry.
I hate you!
I spent two hours walking around the whole neighborhood.
Annie. Calm down, Annie.
Dad, you are ugly!