First, there was the board. Then, there was the skateboard. Then, there was the skateboard with steering. And now, for the first time ever...
The C.A.R.D.BOARD, also known as the CyBord AirBord Rolling Device, is the future of transportation.
Why walk, when you could be not walking? Step after step after step... Aren't you sick of it yet? Wouldn't you rather just be on wheels all the time? Well, with the C.A.R.D.BOARD, you'll never not not be on wheels again.
So, what will it cost?
Similar products will cost you an arm and a leg. But thanks to the C.A.R.D.BOARD's advanced design, it won't cost you any body parts at all. Just cash!
And did we mention that the C.A.R.D.BOARD is completely customizable?
Of course we haven't! We're only at that part now.
Well, the C.A.R.D.BOARD is completely customizable. You'll never have the same C.A.R.D.BOARD as someone else with our crazy selection of colors, such as brown, dark brown, faded brown, wet brown, shiny brown, tear-a-brown, eye brown, hot brown, Cleveland brown.
And for the really daring, you can even get it in red, yellow, or blue—all mixed together to create a nice, prominent brown!
But that's not all! You'll also be able to customize the safety straps as well, and not to mention, the headlights and taillights too.
So, how does it work?
Now, I know what you're thinking: The C.A.R.D.BOARD literally defies gravity.
So, does it really work? Well, the answer is simple—definitely, maybe, it might?
You see, gravity is nothing more than a science word, and so is the word oxygen, also known as O2 to most scientists—meaning there's two Os, tools. And tools are what makes things work, proving that the C.A.R.D.BOARD indeed works.
你看，地心引力不過是個科學名詞，就跟氧氣一樣，而氧氣被大部分科學家稱為 O2－－也就是兩個 O，跟工具 tool 一樣有 2 個 O。因為工具能幫助物件運作，也就證明了厚紙滑板的確行得通。
The only place the C.A.R.D.BOARD wouldn't defy gravity is in space, because there's no oxygen.
So, how can you get the C.A.R.D.BOARD?
Unfortunately, it's not available yet. We've been having a really hard time funding our Kickstarter campaign because of all the homophobic commenter trolls that keep saying the C.A.R.D.BOARD is fake and gay.
很不幸地，現在還買不到。我們在 Kickstarter 募資時遇上很多困難，因為一大票恐同酸民不停留言說厚紙滑板又假又蠢。
But before you type that in this video, let me ask you this: Does this look fake to you?
Exactly! Fake and gay? More like real and gay!
So, how can you help?
Now that you know all the facts and information, you now have a choice...
... a decision...
... a responsibility...
...to help us make this world a better place by bringing the C.A.R.D.BOARD to reality.
All you have to do is go to our Kickstarter campaign and donate as much as you can. Whether it's just a little bit or a lot, as long as it's a lot, we'll take it, because without you, the C.A.R.D.BOARD is just Silly Nelly. It's only just a dream. So, donate now, and bring the C.A.R.D.BOARD to life.
你只要到我們的 Kickstarter 頁面，盡量捐錢就行了。不管是有點多還是非常多，只要捐得夠多，我們都可以接受，因為沒有你們的幫忙，厚紙滑板不過是癡心妄想。只是個夢罷了。所以說，現在就捐點錢，一起讓厚紙滑板變成真實吧。
And before you know it, we could all be looking like this.
Oh yeah, it's a Transformer as well, too.
- 「討厭、厭倦」- Be Sick Of
Aren't you sick of it yet?
- 「一大筆錢、代價昂貴」- An Arm And A Leg
Similar products will cost you an arm and a leg.
- 「更不用說」- Not To Mention
You'll also be able to customize the safety straps as well, and not to mention, the headlights and taillights too.