How's the guy get this around his penis?
He just stretches it around. They're big and tall and... They got, like, big ones.
Oh, Dad! Please, no, no...
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Parents Explain Birth Control
I'm Donna. These are my kids, Alisha who's 13, and Andrew who is 10.
Today, we're gonna talk about birth control.
What do you know about birth control?
You take pills to make sure that you don't have a kid.
Why do you think someone would prevent getting pregnant?
Because they probably don't want a child. They're not ready for it.
Okay. What? No bananas?
Awesome! I knew you'd like that.
What do bananas have anything to do with it?
We'll get there.
This is an option, a good option...to prevent what?
These are prescription.
You have to get it from your doctor.
Right, you have to get it from the doctor.
It's not 100 percent effective. Mommy got pregnant with you, and I was on birth control.
What do you think this is?
It's a condom.
Chocolate syrup. This is candy.
Well, sometimes there's flavored condoms. So...
Um, that's another...
Wait, what? A female condom? Where does this go?
A female condom.
Condom. Oh, it's a female condom. I've never even seen one.
Eww! It's oily! Eww...
Why does it look wet?
Um, it's a lubricant, and also, I believe there's spermicide.
Okay, why is this thing so big?
Because she has to put it inside her...to capture the sperm.
Oh, that's nasty.
So you put this thing in the...
The banana is kinda the shape of a man's penis. Okay?
Do you wanna open one up?
Mega big boy! Mega big boy is here.
Oh, good Lord. You got the right idea, dear.
And make sure there's some air.
Mm-hmm. Gotta leave some space between the top.
Okay, now, remove—there you go. There needs to be room for the sperm to...shoot out. Is it backwards?
I don't know.
So what you do is you put it on, and you roll it. Uh, do you have experience doing this, dude?
When did you learn how to do this?
That ruins a perfectly good banana.
Well, I know. And then you just...and then you roll it down.
Just remember, this is just as much the male's job as the girl's job to prevent pregnancy.
Let's say, condom breaks; now what?
No, you're not. And don't use that term again. It's the day-after pill.
There's a lot of forms of birth control.
There's another one like a diaphragm.
You can get IUD and get inserted in your arm.
Which is something that surgically, I think, placed inside her...
...that is always releasing some sort of spermicide or something that kills off the sperm.
But what's this one? What is this?
Birth control women trust. The spermicide doctors recommend the most.
And then it looks like you use your finger and you insert it into your vagina.
It kills the sperm. Now, will that prevent disease? Correct.
Wait, you don't put this in your mouth, right? No, I saw a lady put that...put something—
Baby, that's a breath mint. She put a breath mint in her mouth.
There's another method called the pull out.
It don't work half the time.
How do you know?
Because I just—just a guess.
A man can get a vasectomy.
Does that mean we get our balls chopped off?
No, we don't.
Do you know what outercourse is?
Different ways that you can express your love, and you can be sexual without having to use condoms and birth control that won't be risky to pregnancy.
Outercourse is where you're kinda having sex, but you're not inside. The boy's penis is not inside.
Oh! So, like, you're still doing this; only he keeps his thingy out of here.
Do you know what dry humping is?
You ever dry hump a girl?
So the penis can rub on the outside. Some guys rub their penis between the woman's breasts—especially if they push the breasts together.
I believe it's also called oral sex. Am I correct?
I don't know.
What is that?
Putting his mouth or his tongue...
...in her, um...
I get it. I know.
My childhood is ruined.
Your childhood is not ruined.
There is another way of making sure that we prevent pregnancy. And it's actually maybe the best way, okay?
And that is not to practice at all.
Only way to prevent pregnancy completely...
Is not having sex.
...which is abstinence. You abstain.
Okay, let's do abstinence all the time, then.
I would appreciate that until you're married.
Well, I'll never get married, then. So...
Abstinence! Really? Okay.