Okay, you can pet my belly now, please. Thank you.
Your Cat Is Judging You
No, you're doing it wrong. You're petting my belly wrong. Can you please just—okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! Why are you so bad at this?!
I just don't know what she's thinking with the dry food.
I know, I know! It's crazy!
I mean, okay, like, I like dry food, but I'm not gonna just go for dry food every day.
No—yes, exactly! It's ridiculous! It's just—oh, it's her, it's her. Shut up, shut up, shut up. Hey, what's up...
Hey, dude, uh, it's, like, five a.m. and you haven't fed me yet. Uh...are you gonna wake up and do that?
Oh, so dead birds aren't good enough for you? Do you know how hard I work to bring dead birds home for this family?! You don't appreciate me, and I don't know how much longer I can stand this! Yes, I want a tuna treat!
Uh...dude, I don't wanna come off, like, overly critical or anything, and, like, don't take this, like, personally, but, uh...you're not very good at, like, feeding me, so you probably should, like, work on that. Dude, wake up, wake up. Wake up, wake up.
**** this cup.