Hey, Paul. Thanks for being here on time. Paul? Hey, Paul, can you hear me?
I can't hear you.
I can hear you. Can you hear me?
Sorry, I'm late. I had a hard time connecting.
One second. Paul is having a sound issue.
I can't hear you.
Try adjusting your output setting.
Can you hear me?
It's the gear icon.
Tyler, are you on hotel Wi-Fi?
泰勒，你是用飯店的 Wi-Fi 嗎？
A Video Conference in Real Life
Ah! Never mind. I got it. I just had to change a few settings.
Great! Uhh...maybe we can get started then. Oh, great!
Uh, I think your mic is picking up your speakers.
Do you have headphones?
You want me to put them on?
No, I want you to smell them. No, I want you to put them on. Hey, Beth!
Hey, everyone! Sorry, I'm late. I had to download a new version of the platform.
You should plan extra time for the updates. There's pretty much one every time.
Sounds like someone just joined us.
Hey, guys! It's John. Um, I had to call in; I'm stuck in traffic. Have I missed anything yet?
Uh...no! It would've been nice for you to join the rest of us, but uh...we'll just—we'll see you when you get home. All right, well, everyone is here, finally—uhh, Tyler, do you have that financial report?
Well, I spent the last few weeks updating our books, and I got some great news for you. ...schedule from this point last year. We had a great Q1.
We lost Tyler, I think.
Am I frozen?
Hey Tripp, I think we lost Tyler.
Yeah. I know. I know we lost Tyler.
Hey, guys, it sounded like Tyler was cutting out.
We know, John. All right, while we wait on Tyler, why don't we go over the... Why don't we go over all of the reports from... Beth, are you with us?
約翰，我們知道。好吧，在我們等泰勒的期間，我們何不看看... 我們何不看看所有報表... 貝絲，妳在嗎？
Okay, everyone, I know some of you have to leave soon, but I just wanted to go over a couple of the queries before—oh, okay! Okay. Excuse me. My wife's out of town this week. Daddy's... I'm so sorry! Okay, you just spilt grape juice on the carpet. Daddy is in a meeting. Tyler, can you go over the numbers one more time, please?
Uh, I thought Beth had an adjustment. Hey, Beth!
Sorry, guys! That's my iTunes. I...
Hey guys, hang on, hang on, hang on! I'm gonna join in. Hey, what platform are you guys on? Skype? FaceTime?
Uh, it's in the invite!
Oh, never mind! I see it. It's right there in the invite. Okay, now I can see everybody.
Let's reschedule, and let's just do a regular old conference call, okay? Paul, can you have David send out the nine-digit passcode?
I heard you.
Yeah, he's been here the whole time.
All right, everybody...I'll see you later.
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就像很多視訊會議一樣，這一個爛透了!但如果我們是用 Zoom 就不會這樣。Zoom 光明年就會提供服務給超過四十億場會議記錄，而那是因為 Zoom 不只簡單，它還取代了我們要有聲音、聊天、視訊會議、影片的多重平台的需求。Zoom 全部包辦。而且你不只能用電腦或會議室的系統，你還可以直接在行動裝置上使用。想知道更多資訊，就到 zoom.us。