How To Hide An Unwanted Erection in School?
It's great to know that thing is working. But getting an erection in school can be really embarrassing. You will need: An oversized shirt, sweatshirt or t-shirt, a book bag with long straps, and baggy jeans or khakis.
Step one. If erections in school become a daily problem, buy long button shirts that you can wear outside your jeans, or wear oversized sweatshirt or tees.
Step two. Always have a book bag with extra-long strap with you, one that won't look odd when it's slung over one shoulder so it hangs down low in front. This would be a life saver when class ends and you have to jump out of your seat.
Step three. Wear baggy jeans or khakis. When your little buddy jumps to attention at an inopportune time, you can slip your hands in your pockets and casually push the pants material away from your groin, making the balls less noticeable. Ejaculating more often can solve a spontaneous erection problem.
Step four. Once you have done your best to camouflage the problem, it's time to get rid of it altogether. Doing a complicated math problem in your head often works since it forces you to focus on something else.
Step five. Tense your quadriceps (the muscles in front of your legs). This redirects the blood flow away from Mr. Happy, taking the wind out of his sails, so to speak.
第五步。繃緊你的四頭肌(你大腿前的肌肉)。這把血流重新導離Mr. Happy (小弟弟)，洩了他的氣，可以這樣說。
Step six. Now pinch yourself, not in an "Aren't I lucky?" kind of way but to bring tears to your eyes. The pain should do the trick.
Step seven. If all else fails, walk around on the heels of your feet. This has worked for many hormonally charged young men. And if it doesn't, you'll look so dorky that no one will notice your budding manhood.
Did you know, the average length of an erect penis is 5.1 inches (13 cm)?
- 「洩了(某人的)氣」- Take The Wind Out Of (Someone's) Sails
This redirects the blood flow away from Mr. Happy, taking the wind out of his sails, so to speak.
這把血流重新導向離開Mr. Happy (小弟弟)，洩了他的氣，可以這樣說。