You guys are f***king with me now, right? Like, I don't actually need all this stuff. This is overkill.
The Try Guys: Guys Try Makeup Tutorials for the First Time
Today, we're learning from Michelle Phan.
今天我們要向 Michelle Phan 學習。
I've never put on makeup for myself.
I have two sisters who tortured me with makeup.
I'm doing Michelle Phan's Midnight Luster.
我要化 Michelle Phan 的「午夜光彩」。
I'm doing How to Look Like a K-Pop Star.
I'm putting on makeup for a romantic date.
I chose the wedding tutorial because on my wedding day, my wife spent, like, hours doing her hair and makeup.
This already looks extremely difficult.
Lightweight brunette brow gel?
There are so many brushes. Do women actually own this much makeup? Cuz that's crazy.
Is concealer like a one-size-fits-all?
She's making her wider Vietnamese eyes look pointier like my Korean eyes.
Like combing my eyebrows, I've never done that before.
Yeah, yeah. This is too, too bright.
Getting ready for a football game. That's how I'm gonna make this gender normative.
This is basically exactly what Michelle Phan was doing.
這基本上完全就是 Michelle Phan 化的方式。
Do women spend this long on just the eyes, or am I just dumb?
You know what I'm so upset about is that Eugene is gonna be so good at this because he has sisters.
你知道嗎，我不開心的原因是 Eugene 會很擅長這個，因為他有姊妹。
As long as I'm prettier than Zack, I'll be okay.
只要我比 Zack 漂亮，我就滿足了。
It's very possible I've been using the wrong one the whole time.
"You apply the foundation normally." It's not a descriptor.
Next time a friend asks me to come with her to Sephora, and I'm, like, really impatient and getting angry about how long it looks, I'm just gonna shut the f*** up. Like, I get it now. I get it.
Ah...I touched my eyeball with it.
Oh, I just stabbed my eyeball.
Poked myself in the eye.
I don't know why my solution is to just make it bigger, but it is...
Oh, yeah. Instantly sexier.
Beauty is pain, beauty is pain, beauty is pain...
Oh, I broke it.
Eye torture complete. Nope. I f***ked it up.
I've seen videos online where girls chop off their eyelashes doing this.
Ah...! Wasn't so bad.
This isn't right, but it's something.
Look at me now, Mom. Everything you wanted.
Here's the beauty shot.
Do I look beautiful? Yes. Did my wife look better on her wedding day? Absolutely.
I just look like a pretty guy who could maybe make it in a K-Pop band that's okay with lipstick and eye glitter.
I knew it was, like, something that took an hour. I didn't think it was something that made you stress for an hour.
I just look like a confused, glittery panda. I feel like I can practice this for years and still be terrible at it.
Your hair is blocking me, Eugene. Your hair, your hair. Eugene, your hair. Your hair is in the... I just don't wanna...see the hair again. It's really... See? I don't think you realize how small my head is and how large your hair is. It's just...
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