Get in Shape
Come on, SpongeBob! It's only push-ups. Come on! Come on! You can do it!
Ketchup. Bananas, cherries... Boring. Ah, here we go. Onions. You ready, Gary? Just one more thing! Peanuts! Gary, our peanuts jar is totally empty! Wait. I know one other place we can find peanuts! Good thing I still have these peanut plants growing in the windowsill. A little texture never hurt. There we go. This Sunday's gonna taste great!
Learn a New Skill
Okay. Since you're telling me you have no prior training, we'll have to start from square one. Or should I say "circle one"? Am I going too fast for you, SpongeBob?
How's this, Squidward?
What the... How the... A perfect circle? Do it again. Show your process.
Well, first, I draw this head. Then I erase some of the more detailed features. And one, two, three... A circle, uh, thingy.
Give me that. Forget the circles!
Okay. Okay, here we go. Here we go. I know. I just need to get a little blood pumping in the old noodle. How about some calisthenics? I can feel those juices pumping now. What am I doing? I gotta write that paper.
Be a Nicer Person
Here you go, Squidward. You sleep in my bed.
Okay. But just till I get a job. One day—two days tops.
Nonsense. You stay as long as you need to! Good night, my little angel.
Breakfast is ready! You're gonna need to build up your strength again, so I laid out a big buffet for you.
And in bed too? Oh, thanks, SpongeBob. SpongeBob, I—
Here comes the plane.
It's really nice of you to help me in my time of need. I'll try not to be a burden.
It's no trouble.
Get More Organized
I might as well clean the rest of the floor while I'm at it. I should get these hard-to-reach places, too. And these dishes need to be cleaned. Can't have dirty garbage. Well, I think it's clean enough now.
I am not going to let them ruin the rest of my Sunday. My Sunday relaxation kit. Let's see... Pillow. Placed just so for slight foot elevation. Flower, to brighten the room. Flower fragrance. And the final touch... Yes. I'd like to order the Sunday special. Yes, the pedicure and foot massage house call. That is correct. See you at four, my good man. This is gonna be a heavenly day. Oh, I almost forgot. Bon-Bons. Hello there, heaven's little wonder. Take me on a chocolate vacation.
In order to achieve complete brain fullness, one must clear one's mind of all distractions. Distractions are only in your mind. You are the center of the universe.
Center of the universe.
Will you answer that door already?
Learn an Instrument
Okay, now, how many of you have played musical instruments before?
Do instruments of torture count?
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
No, Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument either. That's fine. No one has an experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.
When do we get the free food?
Okay. Try to repeat after me. Brass section, go! Good! Now the wind. And the drums. Too bad that didn't kill me.
All right, you invertebrates! I'm gonna teach you how to do the Sponge.
Well, if you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And then you take the other one and jam it right up there
You twist yourself around and give a great big lunge
Now you're doing the Sponge
Do the Sponge, Sponge, do the Sponge
Bet your buns you're doing the Sponge
Well, now, first you take your leg
And you stick it in the air
And then you take the other one...
And you jam it right up...
Get lost, pizza topping! Can't you see I'm doing the Sponge?
Now you're doing
Yeah, now you're doing the Sponge