Twenty Things We Should Say More Often
Number 20: Thank you. And not just on Thanksgiving—every day!
Number 19: Excuse me.
Number 18: Here's a surprise corn dog I bought you because you're my friend. There'll be more corn dogs, and more happy people—this is a good idea! Corn dog for you, corn dog for you, corn dog for you...
Number 17: I'm sorry.
Number 16: I forgive you.
Number 15: You can do it! But don't say it if it's something they can't do.
Number 14: Another thing that we should say more often, I have barbecue sauce on my shirt too. Before you say something about the barbecue sauce on somebody else's shirt, take a look at the barbecue sauce on your own shirt.
Number 13: Please.
Number 12: Everything is going to be okay.
Number 11: Aw! You got me a corn dog too?! You shouldn't have, buddy!
Number 10: I don't know. I know a lot of people who need to say that—my sister!!!
Number 9: You're so awesome I named my dog after you. Wait, wait, wait! That could hurt someone's feelings. I mean "boat." I named my boat after you. Wait! Who even has a boat? You're so awesome I legally changed my name to yours. Wait, that's super creepy. Just tell people they're awesome and mean it!
Number 8: Hello, person that I've never met before! Here's a high five!
Number 7: My sports team is not always the best sports team. It takes a big man to say that.
Number 6: Nothing. Sometimes, that's the best thing you can say.
Number 5: That doesn't mean anything, but it's just really funny.
Number 4: I disagree with you, but I still like you as a person who is a human being and I'll treat you like that because if I didn't, it would make everything bad, and that's what lots of people do, and it's lame. Whew! I need a water break, ya'll! It's okay to disagree, but it's not okay to be mean.
Number 3: Sometimes you just gotta scream. Aaaaaaaa!!!
Number 2: Life is tough, but so are you. Sometimes we all need to be reminded to keep going.
Number 1: Something nice! Anything! If you can't think of anything nice to say, you're not thinking hard enough.
So what about you? What do you think people should say more often? Leave a comment below and let's hear it! Oh, and I got a bonus one for you. Something that we should say more often—let's dance!!!