This is Derek Does Stuff with a Friend. Today's friend is Emma Watson. Welcome to the Emma Watson advice booth.
這裡是〈Derek 和朋友出任務〉。今天的朋友是 Emma Watson。歡迎來到「Emma Watson 的建議小棧」。
Derek Does Stuff with a Friend
Advice from Emma Watson. Anyone? Two bucks. Hello. Okay.
來自 Emma Watson 的建議。有人要嗎？兩塊錢。你好。好的。
Hello. How do I tell my friends that my wife and I are expecting our first child? It's a pretty good one.
That's so exciting. Congratulations!
Really freak them out. I'd be like, "There's something very important that I really need to talk to you about, and it's very serious." Really lower their expectations; they're not excited. And then, "We're having a baby." And then they'll be like, "That's freaking awesome!"
Have a good one.
All right, guys. Who's got two dollars and a question for Emma? You've got one?
I can ask anything?
You can ask any question you'd like.
Any question you'd like.
What can I get my girlfriend today for Valentine's?
Go and buy her jewelry and feed her cheese.
I'm not the biggest fan of cheese.
I don't like cheese.
This is so sad for you. Have you ever had manchego with quince?
She's a big fan of cheese.
She's speaking English, and I don't know what you're talking about. Cheese is cheese. Cheese is cheese to me. Cheese is cheese.
Have a good one.
Doesn't like cheese.
I've never met someone who doesn't like cheese.
Where are you finding these people there?
I don't know.
Look! Can you see them, Emma—
How can I be a good boyfriend?
Aw. Well, just even by asking the question, you're an amazing boyfriend. I think really it's just being kind in any way that you can. And dancing. Oh, you should dance with her. Boys that dance is so great. Lovely to meet you both. Good luck.
All right, Emma, I'm gonna give you a little tour of Grand Central.
It's so pretty!
This is Grand Central Terminal. Do you know? It's not Grand Central Station. Advice? Advice? Anyone want advice?
What is the best way to find a good partner?
So, I would say, like, follow your dreams, and, like, as a kinda, like, sidenote, when you're not even thinking about it or, like, noticing it, he'll just be there because you love the same things.
Have a good one.
Get your life changed by Emma Watson today. Only two bucks.
今天就讓 Emma Watson 改變你的人生吧。只要兩塊錢。
Do you have any advice as what to do today?
You should definitely go and take a walk around Central Park.
It's my Year 11 prom in a few weeks. What kind of suit do you think I should wear?
Oh, just go full tux. Just like, just, just go all out.
I don't need an advice. I just want to say hi.
What's your best hangover cure?
An English breakfast—sausages, baked beans. Are you hungover right now?
No, not yet. Tomorrow.
What should three guys do in New York City on Valentine's Day?
Apparently, you can rent tennis courts at Grand Central Station.
So, today's Valentine's Day, and I've been married for 30 years, and I'm on business in New York City, and my wife's home. What should I do to make it up for her because I'm missing Valentine's Day?
I know it's like the standard thing to do, but nothing beats a bunch of flowers. You can get anemones or peonies. Oh, send her pink peonies.
Your HeForShe campaigns in the UN, very inspiring.
妳在聯合國 HeForShe 兩性平權運動的演說，非常鼓舞人心。
Are you a feminist?
I'm definitely against sexism. I'm definitely against, you know, arranged marriages, and I'm definitely pro-choice.
You're obviously a complete legend and definitely a feminist. I need to get your name and number. You should be, like...
Oh, please. Please. All right, sorry, guys.
How old do you think he was?
I mean, there's all sorts here at Grand Central Terminal—teenage feminists. It's not just commuters.
How do I drop my career and become an actor? What do you think?
That's awesome. You seem like the kind of person you would wanna watch.
I want to be a film director.
Do what you love, and make films about what you love. You can argue yourself into making decisions that don't have heart behind them, and they're never the right ones. Just always follow the thing that feels the most right to you.
Thank you so much.
Emma, how was that?
It was awesome.
I think you gave very good advice.
What am I gonna do with all this stuff?
Oh my God! The money. It has to go to Planned Parenthood.
You got it.
They're the best.
Any other last-minute advice?
Keep loving life in New York City. You're in the greatest city in the world.
All proceeds from Emma's advice booth have been donated to Planned Parenthood.