How It Should Have Ended presents a KLOMP! Animation production.
《這故事結局應該是這樣》為您獻上一部 KLOMP! 動畫出產的作品。
Fixed Fairy Tales
Oh, hello again! In my many years of studying nursery rhymes, fairy tales, and fables, I have noticed that sometimes even the most confusing problems have the simplest solutions. So, here are three stories that only need a little bit of fixing. A quick fix, if you will. Goldilocks and the Three Bears, The Gingerbread Man, and Little Miss Muffet. Let's give them a quick fix, shall we?
Goldilocks and the Three Bears
And when we get back from our walk, the temperature of the porridge will be just right.
Wait a minute, dear. Shouldn't we lock the door before we leave?
Oh? Ho-ho. Silly me. Of course we should lock the door.
Someone might have broken in and eaten our porridge!
Don't be ridiculous, Baby Bear. No one would eat other people's food.
Look! It's a house! I bet it's full of delicious food and chairs and beds. Oh, no. It's locked! I guess I'll just go back home instead of wandering around the woods unattended, trying to get into other people's houses!
The Gingerbread Man
I think my gingerbread man is finally ready to come out of the oven! And doesn't he smell delicious? I'll just keep this window closed to keep all of this delicious gingerbread smell inside.
Ah, ha-ha! Run! Run! As fast as you can! You can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread—
Not so fast, cookie!
Little Miss Muffet
Hmm, what do we have here? Little Miss Muffet seems to be eating something delicious! Time for the old "scare, snatch, and grab" routine.
Mm-hmm. Nothing like a bowl of curds and whey in the morning. Yes, I just love these little dairy blobs, floating in this watery chocolate goop.
Blobs and goop?
And the way they squeak as you bite them just makes me giggle!
That sounds disgusting!
Yes, most people throw away milk when it's been sitting out too long, but not me! I wait until the milk gets chunky; then I use it to make these amazing curds and whey.
I think I'm gonna be sick. Keep your nasty curds and whey, lady!
And there you have it! Three defective stories fixed in record time! Excellent! Hmm? What's that? Oh, right, the moral! Of course! Let's see... The moral is... Um... Always lock your door! Close your window while baking! And people will never steal your food if it's gross. Never. The End!