Hey, guys. So, it's almost Chinese New Year. So say goodbye to the year of the Rabbit and hello to the year of the Dragon. So no more cute ass bunny shit, no more rabbit shit. It's year of the Dragon. You know, dragon. Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! You know, dragon, dragon, the dragon. So instead of making a pointless video, like a lot of YouTubers are gonna do, "Oh, yeah, oh, so, you know, what are you gonna do in the year of the Dragon? How much money are you gonna get in your red envelopes? Tell me in the comment section below." No, that's stupid. I don't wanna do that. I actually wanna teach you guys something, so you can use in your everyday lives. You might or might not find this helpful, but I'm gonna teach you guys anyways. So, let's go!
嘿，大家好。所以，快要到中國新年了。跟兔年說拜拜，跟龍年說哈囉。所以再也沒有超可愛的兔寶寶那些狗屁，沒有什麼狗屁兔子。這是龍年。你知道，龍。吼!吼!吼!吼!你知道，龍、龍、龍。所以，與其做那些沒意義的影片，像很多拍YouTube影片的人會做的：「噢，耶，噢，所以，你知道，你龍年要做什麼嗎？你紅包會拿多少錢？在下面的留言區告訴我。」不，那很蠢。我不想那樣做。我其實想要教你們大家一些東西，這樣你在日常生活就可以用到。你也許會、也許不會覺得這有用，但不管怎樣，我還是要教你們。所以，開始吧!
So, nowadays, when you go to your friends' house, you know, just to chill, Xbox, movies, talk about videos or whatever, right? And when you enter their rooms, you see like dirty t-shirts, like everywhere, right? And it's all messy and shit. Come on, fold your t-shirts! I mean, it's not hard, alright. I can do it in like what, two or three seconds per t-shirt. Check this out man! It's my own special way.
所以，最近，當你到你朋友家，你知道，只是去打發時間、玩Xbox、看電影、聊影片或是任何東西，對吧？然後當你進到他們房間，看到骯髒T恤到處都是，對吧？全都又亂又很噁心。拜託，摺好你的T恤好嗎!我是說，這不難好嗎？我可以在好像兩、三秒內摺好一件T恤。看過來!這是我自己的特別方法。
You see that shit? And that was slow motion. I slowed it down for you. This is my regular speed. Damn, so with this method, you could be folding t-shirts like a boss. Okay, like a dragon. Rawr! Like there's no tomorrow. You wanna learn this method? Okay, yeah, let me teach you right now. I've broken down this method into several steps. So, let's take a closer look.
你看到了嗎？而那是慢動作。我為你放慢速度。這是我的平常速度。哇靠，所以用這招，你可以超屌的摺衣服。好嗎，像隻龍一樣。吼!好像明天就是世界末日一樣。你想學這招嗎？好的，是的，讓我現在馬上教你。我已經把這招分解成好幾個步驟。所以，讓我們看仔細。
Step one. Make a mark about one inch away from the left side of your collar.
第一步：從領口左邊一英吋(約2.5公分)的地方做一個記號。
Step two. Draw a line downwards from the middle section of your tee, and then pinch!
第二步：從你的T恤中間往下畫一條線，然後捏起來!
Step three. Connect the line with the mark that you made earlier, and then pinch!
第三步：把那條線和你之前做的記號連上，然後捏起來!
Step four. Mentally mark a line as shown in the picture and remember the end of the line.
第四步：如圖所示在心裡畫一條線，並記住線的尾端。
Continue from the position in step three, and watch the right hand. The right hand connects with the arrow, and you end up in this position. Now, both of your hands are in a very uncomfortable position. All you have to do is get out that position by doing this. Boom! And now your hands are back to normal. Watch the thumb. Thumb pinches down, and let go off your forefinger. Now, you are pretty much done. Now, all you have to do is flip the tee over, and then fold, like so. Mission accomplished. Easy enough, huh!
從第三步的姿勢繼續，看看右手。右手跟箭頭部分連結，然後你最後形成這樣的姿勢。現在，你的兩隻手處在一種很不舒服的姿勢。所有你要做的就是這樣做，來擺脫那個姿勢。碰!而現在你的手恢復正常了。看那隻大拇指。大拇指往下捏，然後放開你的食指。現在，你快要完成了。現在，所有你要做的就是把T恤翻過來，然後摺疊，像這樣。任務完成，夠簡單吧，哈!
So, now, instead of randomly throwing your t-shirts everywhere, you can fold them fast like me. Dragon out!
所以，現在，與其把你的T恤到處隨意亂丟，你可以像我一樣快速的折疊它們。龍要走了!
- 「超屌地、超厲害地」- Like A Boss
Damn, so with this method, you could be folding t-shirts like a boss. Okay, like a dragon. Rawr…Like, like, like there's no tomorrow.
哇，所以用這招，你可以超屌地摺衣服。好嗎，像是龍一樣。吼…像是，像是，像是沒有明天一樣。註解："Like A Boss"原本是網路遊戲用字，那些骨灰級玩家，一個人可以單挑強大勢力或是高難度關卡的人，會被人家形容成像是大魔王一樣：「Like A Boss!」被引用為形容「超屌」的事物。
